EXO's adventures in Wonderland ~
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“Will you, please, STOP LOOKING UNDER MY DRESS you ert rabbit??!!”
“I’m LATE so horribly LATE, oh my, he will CUT MY HEAD OFF for sure, what I’m going to do?? WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME?? I’m TOO YOUNG for dying!!! I DON’T W- … Hey ~ … Hi there cutie ~ ”
“So … do I have to call you Mistress or Master?”
“Didn’t know that stupid persons were allowed to come here, we have to be careful to not be contaminated dee… aouch!”
“Stop it! You’re being rude dum, even if it’s clear that this … person is slow minded, we have to show… some consideration to him okay?”
“To be in love or not to be in love … that’s the real question of life my dear”
“Do you want to find a man or a rabbit? Be clearer boy, if it’s a man you’re looking for, take the right way and you’ll catch him, but if it’s a rabbit you’re looking for, take the left one, you’ll have more chance to meet him, if by pure hazard the man and the rabbit are the same person then take the way before you, they all lead to the same place anyway ~”
“Say, do you know by any chance the difference between a nap, and a snap?”
“Give me your shoes … and your dress … they look really ugly on you. I’ll wear them better for sure. And stop looking at him like that. He’s mine okay?”
“One unicorn … two unicorns … three unicorns … four unicorns … five unic…or… zzzzzzzzzzzzz”
“OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!!! And you over there, pours me tea, I SAID OFF WITH THEIR HEAD, I’m feeling weak with this hot weather”
“Be careful darling, you might get sick, I’m going to get you a lemonade to refresh you so you can play with this new head … erm ... not in that way of course …”
“What did I do to deserve this …?”
Foreword
Hi ~
So here I go with a Wonderlandau! story with EXO as those crazy peoples that live in there !! (other band will be mentioned but the story will focus on EXO ^^)
This will contain mostly crack and fluff ~,
The first chapter will follow Luhan as the main character, in his discovery of Wonderland and I’ll certainly, after this general plot, write a chapter for each couple you’ll discover >^<
I hope you’ll like it and tell me what you think about it, so I can improve!! :)
I’m currently writing and working on the first chapter so please be patient with me >-<
Thank you ~
PS : I don’t own any characters or peoples but the plot, as thought the first chapter will be similar with ‘Alice’s adventures in wonderland’ story by LEWIS Caroll, is mine!
Chapter One : Luhan in Wonderland
Prologue:
“I’m going into my room guys, I’m not feeling really well”
I stand up from my place on the couch and head off towards the last room of the corridor, the one I share with Sehun who’s still drinking way too much with the others in the living room. They don’t seem to remark my absence and continue to empty bottles after bottles.
All the group wanted to relax a little before starting off again a new tour in japan and everybody had the set to buy a bottle of alcohol and bring it into the dorms secretly, behind the back of the manager who didn’t allow those kind of parties.
Chen and Baekhyun didn’t seem to have understood or cared about the ‘one bottle’ rule though, as they came in the dorms earlier, with four different bottles each, in their arms, getting scolded by Suho when he saw them. We spent the night drinking, talking and laughing hard, playing games to get us more and more drunk; the last one we did, who was arm wrestling, resulted in me being forced, after losing against everyone, to take in a one shot the strange looking mixture that Kai and Sehun concocted for me.
After tasting it and finishing it all, I felt sick and, after entering in my room before crawling in my bed, my clothes of the day still on me, sinking into sleep, my heads throbbing and my mind all fuzzy, I think that I really shouldn’t have drank this ‘Alice cocktail’, like they called it.
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