This cannot be happening.

Nope, this isn't real at all.

In fact, any moment now, I'll probably wake up to that stupid, annoying alarm clock of mine that rang everyday. 

Please, tell me this isn't happening.

What happened? Oh, yes, before we go any furthur, I need to tell you what happened.

I am Lee Haemi.

I am 17 years old this year.

And I am being forced to attend a school.

Not just any school, but an all-male boarding school.

This cannot be happening.