SPECIAL #4: KyungJoo & LaYoung

EXOPINK's Haven ~Chatroom 01~ (revamping indefinitely)

Kaicing has started a conversation with satansoo.
Kaicing: D.O.-hyung... I've finally decided!
satansoo: Have you decided that you should settle your meals yourself from now on like an independent guy should? 
Kaicing: Are you indirectly dissing me, D.O.-hyung? ._.
satansoo: You can say that ^^
Kaicing: But hyung! I've prepared something wonderful for you!
satansoo: 'wonderful' usually means something bad.
Kaicing: You can't doubt my sincerity, hyung ._.
satansoo: Okay okay. What is it then?
Kaicing: It is... a blind date!
satansoo: What am I expecting anyway...
Kaicing: Isn't it good? You can finally snag a girl! I no longer have to see a loner D.O.-hyung in his house!
satansoo: You're saying as if I've never dated in my life ._.
Kaicing: Wait, did you??
satansoo: Never mind that. I'm not going if this girl isn't Amanada Seyfried.
Kaicing: Do you think thats even possible, hyung?
satansoo: No, which is why I said it ^^
Kaicing: Don't worry hyung! It's a really nice girl! You know her too ^^ Namjoo~
satansoo: ...Wait, what?
Kaicing: Isn't it good? You like cooking and she likes eating! You two will be the PERFECT FIT! Hahahaha! Thank me now!
satansoo: ...
Kaicing: D.O.-hyung?
Kaicing: Are you okay, D.O.-hyung?
Kaicing: YAH! SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR! The Namjoo syndrome has striked again!


kimchijoo has started a conversation with satansoo.
kimchijoo: Hello ^^
satansoo: Hello.
kimchijoo: ...
satansoo: ...
kimchijoo: ...
satansoo: ...
kimchijoo: ...Well, this is awkward.
satansoo: I'm a very awkward person, you see.
kimchijoo: Okay. Wanna eat a potato?
satansoo: Why a potato?
kimchijoo: Because potatoes have swag.
satansoo: How can potatoes have swag?
kimchijoo: They can. I, the swag detector, have detected the swag aura given off by them!
satansoo: ...
kimchijoo: You should give me back something in response ^^
satansoo: ...Okay. I'll give you an awesome Kyungsoo gif in return:

kimchijoo: ...YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!
satansoo: Wait, I'm not ._.
kimchijoo: Yes you are! Just look at the way you smile and everything. You should become an A Pink member!
satansoo: Nooo! I'm not cute! And I don't like pink!
kimchijoo: Doesn't matter ^^ You'll look super kawaii in pink~
satansoo: Don't come near, I have a knife here ._.
kimchijoo: Murder is illegal!!
satansoo: Taking my human rights is illegal too!! Besides, you're cuter than me anyway.
kimchijoo: Wait... did satan D.O. just say that I'm cute?
satansoo: Huh? I mean, you're uncuter ._.
kimchijoo: So you mean that you're cuter than me? ^^
satansoo: ...
satansoo: .
kimchijoo: No cursing.
satansoo: It isn't cursing. also means faeces for your information.
kimchijoo: Hello cuter-than-me mister, don't have to go all scientific on me ._. 
satansoo: Yah! Don't twist my words!
kimchijoo: So I'm cuter than you? ^^
satansoo: ...Fine. Whatever.
kimchijoo: Huhuhu, thank you for the compliment not-as-cute-as-me mister ^^ Maybe I should be the next satan.
satansoo: No way! I don't need another person to steal my position! You don't fit the satan description either way.
kimchijoo: Why not? I can be evil too! MWAHAHAHA!
satansoo: Laughing weirdly is not being evil.
kimchijoo: Well, does stealing others' food count?
satansoo: I guess. Depending on what context.
kimchijoo: See? I steal people's food ^^ 
satansoo: I cook food for people and I'm still the satan. That's because I can add things into the food whenever I want and also, I can choose not to cook the food too. Now, that's the real definition of evil. 
kimchijoo: ...You're way too evil T_T Food is life!
satansoo: If people behave, there will be no reason why I would take their food away from them. It's a punishment to ease my pain.
kimchijoo: Do you know that you sound like an old grandmother?
satansoo: I've heard. I probably am one.
kimchijoo: But grandmothers aren't as cute as you ^^
satansoo: No, I'm manly. Forever and always.
kimchijoo: I don't get people's obsession with being manly. Like Luhan-oppa, he obviously isn't manly but he still insists so.
satansoo: It's a man thing. And I'm obviously manlier than Luhan-hyung.
kimchijoo: No, I think you two are the same. Cute and kawaii.
satansoo: Yah!
kimchijoo: Bye D.O.-unnie, I'm going to get some food for myself ^^
kimchijoo leaves the conversation.
satansoo: YAH KIM NAMJOO!
satansoo: I'LL ADD THINGS IN YOUR FOOD! ._.
satansoo: YOUUUU!!

satansoo has started a conversation with Kaicing.
satansoo: You and your stupid ideas.
satansoo leaves the conversation.
Kaicing: Huh? ;_;
Kaicing: Hyung, is it a success?
Kaicing: Hyungggg?




ooha has started a conversation with Francesca.
ooha: Yookyung-unnie ^^
Francesca: THIS IS AMAZING!
ooha: What is?
Francesca: Lay-oppa's cake!
ooha: WHAAAT? CAKE? *^* Is it better than my cake?
Francesca: Sorry Hayoung-ah, but it is. ^^''
ooha: Where are you, unnie? I want to try one piece ^^
Francesca: All the EXO guys snatched it away though. I only ate one piece myself T_T
ooha: Wait, are you in EXO's dorm, unnie?
Francesca: Yeah. I just passed by and saw them eating cake so I went in and casually took one for myself ^^ Lay-oppa said it's some secret recipe thing...
ooha: What's the secret recipe?
Francesca: I don't know. He wouldn't tell me ._. It'd be awesome if I can bake the cake myself...
ooha: Okay, I got it! See you unnie!
ooha leaves the conversation.
Francesca: ...Huh? Bye Hayoung-ah ^^

ooha has started the conversation with xinqnicorn.
ooha: Lay-oppa, give me the recipe ^^
xinqnicorn: Huh?
ooha: The recipe to the legendary cake!
xinqnicorn: Manners, Hayoung-ah.
ooha: Okay, add a please before the give.
xinqnicorn: Lazy much? ._. No.
ooha: What? Whyyy? I love unicorns so much!
xinqnicorn: That's good, but still no.
ooha: Lay-oppa, you know what? You're the best out of the best out of the best of EXO and you're a better dancer than Kai-oppa.
xinqnicorn: Well, all of that is true ^^
ooha: So... can you tell me the secret now?
xinqnicorn: No. This recipe should only be known by me and me only.
ooha: I'm good at keeping secrets. I'll keep the recipe secret.
xinqnicorn: It isn't a secret once I tell you ._.
ooha: *sings A Pink's Secret* YOU DON'T WANNA BE MY HEART, YOU DON'T WANNA BE MY LIFE~~
xinqnicorn: Who are you singing to?
ooha: To the recipe.
xinqnicorn: *facepalms* Do you want the recipe that much? I can just bake the cake for you.
ooha: No! I shall be an independent chef Oh Hayoung!
xinqnicorn: Good to hear. Some of the dudes here are even lazy to move their butts.
ooha: So will you share the recipe to me?
xinqnicorn: ...Maybe. In one condition.
ooha: What condition? I'll accept it all!!
xinqnicorn: You must support the unicorn campaign.
ooha: Well, what's the purpose of this campaign?
xinqnicorn: We have to save all the unicorns!
ooha: ...Problem is, there are no unicorns to save ._.
xinqnicorn: You say? I firmly believe that unicorns exist! Maybe not in Earth, but definitely in the Unicorn Land!
ooha: Lay-oppa, I suggest that you see a doctor.
xinqnicorn: Yah! Aren't you a unicorn lover?
ooha: I'm a unicorn lover, not a unicorn believer ^^
xinqnicorn: ._. Well then, no recipe for you.
ooha: ...You're not threatening me oppa ._.
xinqnicorn: I may be.
ooha: ...Fine. I'll support this unicorn campaign.
xinqnicorn: Okay. Write it on paper.
ooha: You're being serious? T_T
xinqnicorn: Yes. When am I never serious?
ooha: Every second. Fine, I'll do so. Now give me the recipe. ^^
xinqnicorn: Okay. *gives you the recipe*
ooha: Are you kidding me???
xinqnicorn: Manners Hayoung-ah ^^ Welcome to the Unicorn Saving Team!
ooha: T_T This is unfair! A man should keep his word!
xinqnicorn: I'm not a man, I'm a unicorn B|
ooha:

xinqnicorn: No vulgarities, Hayoung-ah. And that cat is cute.
ooha: I'll hunt that recipe down, Zhang Lay. Your secret shall not remain a secret!! In fact, I'm right outside of EXO's dorm now!
xinqnicorn: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ooha: Yes! Open the door now!
xinqnicorn: Ok.
xinqnicorn: WAIT NO, DON'T OPEN THE DOOR CHEN-AH T_T
ooha: HUHUHUHUHU~

Xiubaozi starts a conversation with trolldae.
Xiubaozi: A Pink, from the leader to the maknae, are a bunch of evil girls.
trolldae: What do you expect? It's the 21st century.
Xiubaozi: Wonder what happens at the 100th century?
trolldae: I don't know nor do I care. Live in the moment, y'know?
Xiubaozi: Are you just going to watch D.O. raging over Namjoo's comment and Hayoung ransacking EXO's kitchen?
trolldae: Well, other than the fact that they are the chefs, I don't exactly care...
Xiubaozi: Be careful, D.O. may chase you with a kitchen knife later.
trolldae: Yikes!

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A/N: Hu, the specials are going to be over soon~ On a side note, updates will be coming slower (they're already kinda slow, sorry T_T) since school is starting for me. I'll try not to take too long for each update, though! ^^ Please enjoy this chapter~

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Ydvvfjkch #1
Chapter 36: Exopink ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
nurulsolehah_9909 #2
Chapter 36: Update juseyo
7missbeauty7 #3
Chapter 35: make baekmi
bettyrich
#4
I loved your classy and cool jokes, authornim lol
And I'm so glad that you will not end this story soon *fiuh*
And I already joined the vote. ChenJi for sure!!! Yeaahhh!!
Andin0797
#5
Chapter 34: Pls make more kaieun or yeolna interaction authornim > < i just read ur fanfic now and damn its so georgeous!! I love reading kaieun scene
bettyrich
#6
Chapter 34: Ahhh finally an update!!! I miss you so bad, authornim <3
Yes yes yes finally KaiJi moments ^^
PrincessCutieKiko
#7
Yes!An update before i even finish reading it...thnx author-nim.when i get writer's block,i'll read your ff,it's so hilarious :3
bettyrich
#8
Chapter 33: Unicorns ate my wallet
Lol lol Lay is way too cute <3
Oohhh so sad :'( why you had to make it to an end *sobbed
I love this story so much, and it's quite fun tho T,T
Bookworm01
#9
Chapter 32: What is Bomi's present to Suho? It doesn't show. There's also a bit of a repetition with the lines exchanged between Sehun and Bomi before Bomi gave her gift to Suho. *^* THANK YOU SO MUCH! Good ni- *falls on the floor asleep* *snores*