SPECIAL #2: ChenJi & SuRong

EXOPINK's Haven ~Chatroom 01~ (revamping indefinitely)

ManyeoNa has started a conversation with jijivirus.
ManyeoNa: Eunji-unnie! Guess what? IT'S CHRISTMAS!
jijivirus: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way~
ManyeoNa: All I want for Christmas is you ^^
jijivirus: All I want for Christmas is food ^^
ManyeoNa: Ehh, are you sure? Are you sure it isn't Chen-oppa?
jijivirus: ...Nah, I don't want him for Christmas ._.
ManyeoNa: Whatever you say~ Are you going to give him a Christmas present?
jijivirus: Well, maybe I should! It should be something simple and cheap though...
ManyeoNa: As expected of frugal Eunji-unnie ^^ How about Christmas goodies?
jijivirus: ...Yes yes yes! Why are you such a genius, Naeun-ah?
ManyeoNa: You tell me, unnie ^^


jijivirus has started a conversation with trolldae.
jijivirus: Merry Christmas ^^
trolldae: What's my present? ^^
jijivirus: Is that seriously the first thing you ask? ._.
trolldae: Of course! Presents are everything to me~
jijivirus: Good. You can guess for yourself what your present is~
trolldae: Jung Eunji! ._.
jijivirus: What about my present?
trolldae: Since you won't tell me my present, I won't tell you what yours is either. An eye for an eye!
jijivirus: Yaaaah!
trolldae: Now you know how I feel, don't you? ^^
jijivirus: Fine. I'll give you a very small hint. Your present is pretty cute ^^
trolldae: Oh I know it! You're giving me a teddy bear! Ahahaha that's too obvious~
jijivirus: Huhuhu, really?
trolldae: Duh. But... a teddy bear for a man like me? ._.
jijivirus: You're part of the beagle line you idiot ._. You aren't a man.
trolldae: You aren't a lady anyway! We're equal!
jijivirus: That's kinda true, I'm more manly than you ^^ I'll be the husband and you'll be the wife~
trolldae: ...What an insult to my ego...
jijivirus: Good for you ^^ What about my hint?
trolldae: Since you insulted my ego, I won't give you a hint ._.
jijivirus: ._.
trolldae: ._. Fine. It's... something you like.
jijivirus: Wow, I didn't know you were a mind reader.
trolldae: Now you know, don't you? ^^
jijivirus: I give up ._. Okay, let me show you what your fantabulous present is... Drum roll please!
trolldae: Nobody can hear this drumroll anyway ._. Besides, I already know what my present is~
jijivirus: Doesn't matter! Drumroll please!
trolldae: You're as childish as me ._. *drumrolls*
jijivirus: Tada~ Here's your awesome present!

trolldae: ...
trolldae: How is that cute?
jijivirus: Yah! My Santa cookies are cute, okay ._.
trolldae: Why are you calling cookies cute? ._.
jijivirus: It's like asking why you view trolls as your role model.
trolldae: That's because trolls are awesome! Anyway...
trolldae: Thank you... I appreciate it a lot. ^^ I don't think I can bear to eat them *^*
jijivirus: Psh you, food is meant to be eaten ._. Well... what about my present?
trolldae: Hmm... I want a drumroll too!
jijivirus: Copycat ._. 
trolldae: Yah!
jijivirus: Okay okay. *drumrolls*
trolldae: Here is the ultimate Troll Snowglobe~

jijivirus: Wow, it's so cute *^*
trolldae: See? I told you you'll like it. ^^ And it's personally made by yours sincerely!
jijivirus: Seriously? Thank you Chen-oppa, it's so adorable ^^
trolldae: I'm more adorable ^^
jijivirus: ...Didn't you say you were manly just now? ._.
trolldae: We should focus on the present Eunji-yah~
jijivirus: I'm speechless ._. Speaking about that, I never knew Kim Jongdae has a knack with handicraft.
trolldae: I'm talented, y'know ^^
jijivirus: But it kinda accentuates your girliness ^^
trolldae: ._. Yah Jung Eunji!
jijivirus: Should I call you Chen-noona from now on? ^^
trolldae: Noooooo!




sumyun has started a conversation with Laxyris.
sumyun: Kris-hyung~ What do you think is the perfect Christmas gift for Chorong?
Laxyris: ...Chicken?
sumyun: Hyung! Hasn't your chicken obsession stopped yet?
Laxyris: You may have to wait until 2015 is over first.
sumyun: ._. Well... it's possible that I can give her chicken feet as a gift.
Laxyris: That sure is romantic.
sumyun: And who was the one who gave such a romantic suggestion? Besides, Park Chorong isn't like any other girls ^^
Laxyris: Kudos to me, I guess. Well, I'll go and sleep now.
sumyun: Hyung, you haven't given me a suggestion yet ._.
Laxyris: I did, chicken. Anyway, stop boasting about the fact that you have someone in front of Loner Kris.
sumyun: ._. That's not a proper suggestion. And if you're ever lonely, you have chicken!
Laxyris: Well then, I'll try to be positive and happy with my chicken. Have fun Suho.
Laxyris leaves the conversation.
sumyun: But hyung, you haven't given me a suggestion yet ._.

sumyun has started a conversation with MamaRong.
sumyun: Merry Christmas Rong!
MamaRong: Merry Christmas~ ^^
sumyun: Guess what's my gift for you? ^^
MamaRong: Uh... chicken?
sumyun: Yes! Wait, how did you know that?
MamaRong: Kris told me.
sumyun: That Kreaseee! My present is no surprise then ._.
MamaRong: Well, I love chicken anyway ^^ Thank you Suho~
sumyun: You're welcome ^^ Hmm, now what's my present?
MamaRong: Guess~
sumyun: ...I know! It's Park Chorong!
MamaRong: ...
MamaRong: What are you implying? ._.
sumyun: Huh? Nothing ^^ I'm just joking~ Feel free to surprise me with my present.
MamaRong: Well then, your present is your beloved vitamins! Since you love vitamins so much, I bought some~
sumyun: ...
MamaRong: Oh, and I bought a second present too ^^ It's a book, and you like reading, don't you? Well then, you ought to read this one!
sumyun: ...
sumyun: Thank you Chorong... Your gifts are indeed one-of-a-kind...
MamaRong: Huhu, I'm glad you like them~
sumyun: Actually... I was kinda expecting chocolates or something.
MamaRong: Chocolates for Valentines' Day, silly. Besides, it's too unoriginal.
sumyun: Or you know, something romantic! Like couple stuff for example. ^^
MamaRong: Then what about my chicken gift? How will you heal my broken heart? T_T
sumyun: Oh ^^'' I thought you would like chicken.
MamaRong: And it's the same for me.
sumyun: So... I guess we're equal.
MamaRong: I guess. We'll do all that during Valentines' Day ^^
sumyun: But I can't wait T_T Although it's like one and a half month away, it feels like it will be eternity...
MamaRong: Your cheese still hasn't disappeared ._.
sumyun: I have more cheese ^^ I wish I am a camera so that everytime you look at me, you'll smile.
MamaRong: ...I'm getting goosebumps ._. Is that a pickup line?
sumyun: Yep~ I thought happiness started with a H, why does mine start with U?
MamaRong: ._. ._. ._. ._.
MamaRong: That's real cheeeeese.
sumyun: I'm cheesy only for you ^^
MamaRong: ... ._.
MamaRong: Are you an expert in hooking up girls?
sumyun: ...Maybe? ^^
MamaRong: Such humility ._. How many girls have you hooked up with?
sumyun: Why do you ask, Chorong? Are you jealous?
MamaRong: ...What? ._. Definitely not! I'm not jealous, not at all.
sumyun: Ehh, lies~
MamaRong: You. Are. An. Idiot.
sumyun: Hohoho~ But I'm a lovable idiot~
MamaRong: I GIVE UP T_T
sumyun: Perseverance is the key to survival, Rong Rong ^^
MamaRong: This isn't a life-death situation ._.
sumyun: In every situation, you have to persevere regardless whether it concerns your life.
MamaRong: You are impossible...
sumyun: I'll take that as a compliment~
MamaRong:

sumyun:

MamaRong: So you are a troll ._.
sumyun: Maybe, maybe not.
MamaRong: And to end this meme conversation...

sumyun: This should become a meme comic, don't you think?
MamaRong: Noooooooo!

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A/N: Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas gift for y'all~ (I, myself, got goosebumps at Suho's cheesy lines ._.)

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Ydvvfjkch #1
Chapter 36: Exopink ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
nurulsolehah_9909 #2
Chapter 36: Update juseyo
7missbeauty7 #3
Chapter 35: make baekmi
bettyrich
#4
I loved your classy and cool jokes, authornim lol
And I'm so glad that you will not end this story soon *fiuh*
And I already joined the vote. ChenJi for sure!!! Yeaahhh!!
Andin0797
#5
Chapter 34: Pls make more kaieun or yeolna interaction authornim > < i just read ur fanfic now and damn its so georgeous!! I love reading kaieun scene
bettyrich
#6
Chapter 34: Ahhh finally an update!!! I miss you so bad, authornim <3
Yes yes yes finally KaiJi moments ^^
PrincessCutieKiko
#7
Yes!An update before i even finish reading it...thnx author-nim.when i get writer's block,i'll read your ff,it's so hilarious :3
bettyrich
#8
Chapter 33: Unicorns ate my wallet
Lol lol Lay is way too cute <3
Oohhh so sad :'( why you had to make it to an end *sobbed
I love this story so much, and it's quite fun tho T,T
Bookworm01
#9
Chapter 32: What is Bomi's present to Suho? It doesn't show. There's also a bit of a repetition with the lines exchanged between Sehun and Bomi before Bomi gave her gift to Suho. *^* THANK YOU SO MUCH! Good ni- *falls on the floor asleep* *snores*