Kim Taehyung's so-called (incredibly gay) private diary
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And I just realised I’ve barely done any of my math homework as I was obviously too busy writing in this stupid diary. Honestly, diaries are incredibly girly. I have no idea why my mom makes me keep one. Apparently I need to “record my deepest thoughts and whims” so I can get to “understand myself better”.
Well, excuuuuse me. I’m pretty sure I know myself well enough. I can describe myself in two words: alien, and adorable. Is that not it?
Taelien.
Adorabletaehyung.
No, that doesn’t fit exactly.
How about incredibly handsome god?
Okaay, maybe not, that has dirty implications.
Foreword
this is literally the result of a one hour brain fart so excuse me
heh
hehehhee
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