EXO 5 (ft. AttackOnBANEBLADE & various WARHAMMER characters)

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BlingBlingTiger: YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Happy_Virus: YYOOOOOOOOOOO

Korean-Bacon: Shut up Chanyeol.

superbaozi: AUTHOR-NIM <3

BlingBlingTiger: KIM MISEOK

Happy_Virus: PARK CHANYEOL

galaxy_fanfan: *side eyes u*

Happy_Virus: What? I thought we were shouting names...

Korean-Bacon: You

Dino_Troll: YO I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL OF YOU LOOK AT MY FACE!

Panda123: Hellloooo~~

AttackOnBANEBLADE: WUZZUP NERDZ?

Korean-Bacon: Excuse You

ChaChingLeader: Who are you calling a nerd?

AttackOnBANEBLADE: Yo mumma

ChaChingLeader: D:

Happy_Virus: But he IS our mother

galaxy_fanfan: And I am their father

AttackOnBANEBLADE: huh, GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY~

galaxy_fanfan: *eyebrows of fury*

AttackOnBANEBLADE: U WOT M8?! COME AT ME BRUH

Laynicorn: Kris, you're making it worse

BlingBlingTiger: ....what...what is happening?

galaxy_fanfan: This 

BlingBlingTiger: How did he even get on here?

superbaozi: It's a mystery

Happy_Virus: Let's split up and search for clues!

Korean-Bacon: STFU Chanyeol ur so lame FML

AttackOnBANEBLADE: GET REEEEEEKT M8 SHOTS FIRED!

galaxy_fanfan: Seriously. Who the hell are you anyway?

AttackOnBANEBLADE: Someone who is totes more MLG than u

galaxy_fanfan: MLG? what? ugh...what...i can't even...what...

AttackOnBANEBLADE: What are you, my fangirl?

Happy_Virus: pfffffffff

EvilMaknae: OMG KRIS YOU GOT OWNED

galaxy_fanfan: I DID NOT! I AM FIERCE! I WILL BURN YOU ALL *breathes fire everywhere*

AttackOnBAEBLADE: M8 I've got about 50 friends who can do that #NotImpressed

galaxy_fanfan: *fumes* 

ChaChingLeader: KRIS YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE PLEASE LEAVE

HUNHAN_IS_REAL: 'sup is there a fire? Kris, what did you do this time?

ChaChingLeader: YOU GET OUT TOO DESERTER!

BlingBlingTiger: GUYS SUHO IS AT HIS LIMIT AGAIN

EvilMaknae: surely he should be used to it by now

BlingBlingTiger: I guess this is the stress of being a single mother of 9 problematic children

galaxy_fanfan: Suho, I am not gonna leave you this time

ChaChingLeader: Right, and I'm a magical turnip made of liquorice

AttackOnBANEBLADE: YA GONNA ROAST MARSHMALLOWS?

galaxy_fanfan:...????

AttackOnBANEBLADE: COZ U JUST GOT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURNED

ChaChingLeader: I'm starting to like this guy

BlingBlingTiger: Seriously though. How did you get in here? This chat is supposed to only be for idols.

AttackOnBANEBLADE: COZ I HAZ SOME MAJOR SKILLZ! That reminds me...COME ON IN LADS!

cAPTAIN-DIOMEDES: YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES!

GORK: WOT YOO LOT ZOGGIN ABOUT?

MORK: WOT? WHO SED ZOGGIN? I'Z IZ DA ONE DOIN ALL DA ZOGGIN AROUND ERE

Captain Hairgel:...

THEEMPEROR: Honestly, though, why would you let such atrocious fiends into this chat?

BlingBlingTiger: ....ummmm

Panda123: *hides behind Kris*

galaxy_fanfan: I'll protect you *manliness intensifies*

ChaChingLeader: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME!

BlingBlingTiger: *comforts Suho* I can't believe this is happening again...

MORK: WHY IZ YOO TRYIN TO HIDE BEHIND A HUMIE? THEY SNAP LIKE TWIGZ

THEEMPEROR: I dare you to say that to my face!

MORK: *LEANS IN TO YOUR FACE* WHY IZ YOO TRYIN TO HIDE BEHIND A HUMIE? THEY SNAP LIKE TWIGZ

THEEMPEROR: *snaps MORK like a twig*

MORK: YOUR LUCKY I'M A GOD OR I'D...

THEEMPEROR: Or you'd do what? Offend me further with your poor grammar?

MORK: *GULPS*

Panda123: The strange green one is right! Kris would snap like a twig *shoves Kris on the floor*

galaxy_fanfan: OW! What the hell?

HORUS: Finally! This rift in the warp has allowed me to escape Hell! 

THEEMPEROR: ING HORUS? 

HORUS: AH! Father~ My undying wish to kill you has allowed my escape ;)

THEEMPEROR: NOOOPE. THAT IS NOT HAPPENING.

HORUS: *punches THEEMPEROR onto the floor*

THEEMPEROR: OH CHUCKLES

HORUS: HAH! IT's like you haven't excercised a bit since the last time we fought...oh wait, you haven't

Korean-Bacon: OOoooh daaaamn

HORUS: SILENCE, YOU YOU LITTLE RUNT

Korean-Bacon: ECUUUUSE YOU!

BlingBlingTiger: oop, now you've done it 

HORUS:...

Korean-Bacon: My eyeliner game can still beat your ! I don't care if you have an eyeball on your junk!

HORUS: Luckily for you, I am only here for my father, so you will have to wait for your inevitable demise

Korean-Bacon: I AM THE GOD OF LIGHT!

THEEMPEROR: actually...I think you'll find that title belongs to me

Korean-Bacon: The it does! 

THEEMPEROR: I dare you to try and survive a day in the warp with those rip-off Iron Man hands

AttackOnBANEBLADE: DID SOMEONE HEAR THAT? I THINK SHOTS ARE BEING FIRED

BlingBlingTiger: STFU Baekhyun is the best light God

Happy_Virus: Damn straight!

Korean-Bacon: Chanyeol <3

Happy_Virus: O________________O

HORUS: You're eyeliner looks like it's been drawn on with a three-year-old's crayons. You're a skinny midget and your only friend is someone you pretend to hate. pitiful.

ChaChingLeader: Don't you speak about my child that way!

superbaozi: Oh daaaaaaamn

galaxy_fanfan: Someone said it.

EvilMaknae: *whispers* about time tho

HUNHAN_IS_REAL: yeah, about time for me to appear again

EvilMaknae: LUHAN D:<

Laynicorn: Why can't we just make peace?

Dino_Troll: LOLOLOLOLOL

Korean-Bacon: wow....that was...that was a low blow man....that was a move bro...

HORUS: I'LL SHOW YOU A MOVE *swings power maul*

Happy_Virus: OH NO YOU FRIKIN DON'T

*Sets you on fire*

Panda123: *wushu kicks ur into a blender*

HORUS: *climbs out of blender* YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

cAPTAIN-DIOMEDES: BAAAAAAAANEEEEEEBLAAAAAAAADEEE! 

*bacon is magically teleported inside the baneblade*

HORUS: WHAT???

Korean-Bacon: Aw hell yeah :) *blasts HORUS' y outta the chat*

HORUS: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

HORUS has left the chat

 

 

 

 

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KimchiCupcakes #1
Chapter 34: I had trouble reading wonho's one. I suggest you to make the text white if you're gonna highlight the words using darker colours
ilovechangkyunim
#2
Chapter 23: another Monsta X!!! XD
springjasmine91
#3
Chapter 26: awweee they are all cute dorks and so encouraging. Fighting for the next chapter. Hope it's Astro. All of them are super adorable
Kirapah #4
Chapter 26: I need Astro 2 omg ;;w;;
springjasmine91
#5
Chapter 25: oh those 6 dorks. fighting for the next chapter
springjasmine91
#6
Chapter 23: babos... all of them.... aigoo but too cute and funny. Fighting for the next chapter
BabyxBaram
#7
Chapter 22: Hilarious af lol XD
Can you do MONSTA X pleasee?
springjasmine91
#8
Chapter 22: This marshmallow....dear God. Fighting for the next chapter
netxcent
#9
Chapter 21: Omg! Frpick yeah! EXO for the win!