A Is For Asshat!

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Lee Taemin 
the alpahbet by lee taemin
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Kim Kibum Honey... do you even know the ALPHABET (not alpahbet)?
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Lee Taemin im starting with u  > : - (
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Kibum 
A is for asshat adn thas what u r
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Kim Kibum What on earth is an asshat? o.0
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Lee Taemin a asshat (according to my dictionary) is kim kibum
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Choi Minho 
B is for brute because thats what u r whwen ur playing soccer
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Choi Minho ...
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Jonghyun 
C is for caramel fudge because thats what ur buying me if u dont want those picutres leaked
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Kim Jonghyun You evil little devil! Where did I go wrong?
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Lee Taemin i expect that fudge in 20min
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Lee Jinki 
D is for because urs is HUGE
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Lee Jinki Thank you...?
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Lee Taemin ur welcome
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Kibum 
E is for entertaining because thats what id like u to be
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Kim Kibum I think it's gotten to the point where I'm not bothered to correct your mistakes...
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Lee Taemin u can shut up now asshat
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Jonghyun 
F is for fudge because im still waiting for it
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Kim Jonghyun I'M NOT GETTING YOU FUDGE!
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Lee Taemin F is for funny because thats what those picture im gonna leak are
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Kim Jonghyun I'll get you that fudge...
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Choi Minho 
G is for gum because i can smell urs and i want some
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Choi Minho Why don't you just ask for some?
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Lee Taemin G is for give me some gum now
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Lee Jinki 
H is for honour because u've lost urs long ago
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Lee Jinki Ouch...
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Kibum 
I is for idiot because u r 1
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Kim Kibum Says the boy who can't even spell 'you are'.
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Lee Taemin asshat
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Choi Minho 
J is for jennifer because you look like a jennifer
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Choi Minho Jennifer's a girls name...
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Jonghyun 
K is for Key because ur not gettn any of him tonite
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Kim Jonghyun Why are you so mean?????
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Lee Taemin its an evil maknae thing~
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Lee Jinki 
L is for loser because ur a loozur
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Lee Jinki No comment.
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Kibum 
M is for maybelline because u could use some
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Choi Minho 
N is for not y at all because ur not y at all
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Choi Minho That's not what your mum said last night
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Jonghyun 
O is for off because ur nostrils turn key off
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Kim Jonghyun My pride...
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Lee Jinki 
P is for pride because u seemed to have lost urs
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Kibum 
Q is quiche bceause u should go make me 1
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Kim Kibum I am not making you anything!
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Lee Taemin asshat
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Choi Minho 
R is for rest because u have bags under ur eyes
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Choi Minho Trust me, I'm looking better than you.
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Jonghyun 
S is for strupid, stupid
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Kim Jonghyun Oh the irony.
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Lee Taemin irony? doesnt key do that?
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Kim Jonghyun ...
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Lee Jinki 
T is for tall because im nearly taller than you grandpa
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Kibum 
U is for ugly because ur ugly asshat
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Kim Kibum I'm disowning you.
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Lee Taemin IM SORRY I LOVE U!
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Choi Minho 
V is for vendetta
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Choi Minho ...
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Jonghyun 
W is for wumbo because thats what u need to set the machine on
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Kim Jonghyun I didn't take a course in wumbology...
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Lee Taemin lame
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Lee Jinki 
X is for xylophone because u remind me of one 
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Lee Jinki I'm surprised you knew  how to spell 'xylophone'!
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Lee Taemin asshat
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Kim Kibum 
Y is for yellow... becaue i couldnt think of any other y word
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Kim Kibum I am really not surprised. 
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Lee Taemin  ▶︎  Choi Minho 
Z is for zebra because u have zebra face
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Choi Minho I have a what?
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Lee Taemin ur a horse face!
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TypicalFangirl09 #1
Chapter 4: This is sooo hilarious.


Glad i stumbled upon this one
Katoptris
#2
Chapter 1: Hehehe taemin plizz use propr grammar i cant unnnerstand wat u sayin !!77I@#iIIOO) >:D
Lol I really like this so far xD
shinee02
#3
Chapter 5: This is too funny! XD
And Taemin's grammar is burning circuits in my brain, haha.
shawol2408
#4
Chapter 5: All of this is great but I didn't get many of them....
AffxtedShawol
#5
Chapter 5: This made my day <33333333 seriously Taemin though *u* this is creative~~~
MayBaby1995
#6
Chapter 3: lol @ Jonghyun's reaction!!

I think I'm enjoying these a little bit too much XD
AffxtedShawol
#7
Chapter 3: for some reason i thought this was going to be about key's birthday with the cake smashing and wearing his clothes and all (+ clueless jinki) XD this isn't lame~!!
AffxtedShawol
#8
Chapter 2: OH MY GOOOOD HAHAAHAHAH I can't stOp laguigHting TTTTuTTTTTT;;; seriously i think i just. snotted all over my books ((yeah i know reading fanfics during class is bad))
MayBaby1995
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Chapter 2: Those poor pictures :/

Facebook spamming or instagramming? Key obviously can't make up his mind lol
AffxtedShawol
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Chapter 1: orz i'm cracking up at the end hahahah~~ i actually haven't read many fics like this, or well, i can't find the links to the ones i've read haha ;u;