Well there’s a group of boys that I love to hear,

They’ve made me very happy, for a lot of years.

I don’t know if you can tell, but you just wait and see,

They can confuse anyone’s uality.

 

This over here, his name is Donghae,

He tries to convince us that he and Eunhyuk aren’t gay.

But I guarantee if I walk in them,

I’ll see them in the bed in nothing but their skin.

 

Yesung and Ryeowook, they’re turtle and giraffe,

They are so cute together that it makes me laugh.

It amazes me how much their relationship’s grown,

But I still feel like Ryeowook’s in the friend zone.

 

Now there’s Shindong, and he’s really cool,

He loves to sing and dance, and he likes his food.

On a scale of one to ten, man he’s a solid eight,

Did I mention that he’s the only one of them who’s straight?

 

Heechul and Hankyung, oh they’re a cute pair,

They share each other’s clothes when there’s nothing to wear.

One is Chinese and the other’s Korean,

But when they’re together I get my feelings.

 

The bunny and the maknae, oh they’re so kawaii,

Kyuhyun always says Sungmin wears too much pink.

But all Sungmin has to do is make his pouty face,

In five minutes time they’ll be back at Kyuhyun’s place.

 

Leeteuk and Kangin, oh they’re silly fools,

But they are the mom and dad of Suju.

Kangin is the strong one and Leeteuk is the leader,

And in bed Kangin says that Leeteuk is a screamer.

           

Then there’s Siwon, oh he is really fine,

He’s not the straightest Christian, but I really don’t mind.

He’s got the body of a god and the voice of a saint.

Every time he smiles I pray Lord please don’t let me faint.

 

To leave out Zhou Mi and Henry, it would be a sin,

They belong to sub unit Super Junior M.

Henry plays violin and Zhou Mi’s a ray of sun,

Thank ing Christ this howdown’s finally done.