"If you were gay," Henry sing-songs.

"I'm not," Zhou Mi grumbles.

"That'd be okay," Henry continues, totally disregarding the other's misery. "I mean, 'cause hey! I'd love you anyway~"

"I sure as hell don't." In his peripheral vision, he sees Song Qian walking across the cafeteria. He immediately sits up and waves. "Hey, Qian," he shouts.

Qian turns her head and Zhou Mi swears he looked upon the face of an angel. She smiles, waves back, and then walks over to both Henry and Zhou Mi.

"You can count on me to always be beside you every day, to tell you it's okay, you were just born that way, and as they say, 'It's in your DNA,' you're gay~" Henry continues to ing sing and if Qian, aka his long time crush, weren't here, Zhou Mi would've slapped the hoe.

"Zhou Mi, I didn't know you were gay," Qian says.

Zhou Mi mentally face palms.