This is the reason why I don't write crack.

EXO isn't mine.

Miyoung is my baby Llama. (touch my bae and chanana kills you, k?)

I was forced by Kris. It was this or wearing his wardrobe for the airport.

Also, Tao used his wushu stick on me. (no pun intended)

And Suho gave me money. $uho pls.

I also ate watermelon. Not that it matters thought.

Seriously loving comic sans right now, ZBabyz