Jesus oppa fighting!
Description
Jesus is no ordinary messenger of God. Yes his duties were fulfilled and ended in 33 BC, but he isn’t done yet. While spending his time in heaven, Jesus has discovered something magical, enchanting, breathtaking, and miraculous……….
Kpop.
Not only did he discover kpop but also, dramas, variety shows, fashion, and yes even makeup. He was so involved into the Korean culture he started learning Korean. Every letter, phrase, and slang, he even told everyone to call him “Oppa”. Let’s just say… He’s a bit of a Koreaboo. But because of his new marvelous discovery, Jesus was determined to help every Idol in need, every idol that will seek him, every idol there is whether they like it or not.
Every single one of them.
Join Jesus oppa for his epic adventures, helping kpop idols defeat evil, conquer fears, find love, and most of all... Get each and every single signature there is.
Foreword
“It’s not workin’, stop frontin’, I know you want me let start talkin’ … A!!~” a forced deep voice echoed through the peaceful land called heaven. Jesus oppa was singing along to his new favorite song of the week “A” by his current favorite boy band named “Got7”
“Jesus, for god’s sake… Stop trying to be Mark. It’s never going to happen… He is obviously sooo better looking than you. “A husky voice which belonged to angel Michael boomed through the peaceful land as he flipped his hair in a sassy-like way. He had heard Jesus singing that song over and over again… he might have gotten a little man crush on Mark Tuan. Jesus faced Michael and gave him a cold glare.
“First of all, God isn’t even here so ha! Second of all, I am soooo much better looking than Mark. When I meet Jackson he will fall for my looks and charming voice, I tell you!” A much higher voice had replied, obviously belonging to the dear Jesus oppa. The brunet was shaking his hips to the song, dancing quite weirdly.
“Oh just shut i-“
“SHUT UP MY HUSBAND IS ON OHMYGOD-“Jesus has cut the other off, squealing like a fanboy he was as Jackson was rapping. Michael shook his head; he was so done with Jesus. He just came to have good time and he honestly felt so attacked right now with this fanboying.
Author's note:
Do not read if you do not have a good sense of humor.
Sadly I do not own any of these characters but I do own the plotline unless said so otherwise. This fanfic can be based on plotlines, YOU readers want to read!Please forgive me if my grammar is not correct.
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