EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT 2 (Sehun, Kai, Suho, Xiumin and Luhan)

Sehunter started a conversation with Kaiwaii

Sehunter: Oi ya lil

Kaiwaii: mayte I walked ya to ur fkn room and this is wut ya call me you lil

Sehunter: I told ya not two give me those drinks ya

Kaiwaii: too not two head

Sehunter: actually I think it’s to

Kaiwaii: shut up deckhead

Sehunter: go home mate I think ur drunkkk drunkooo

Kaiwaii: And ur sober?

Sehunter: Yes mammy

Kaiwaii: looser

Sehunter: Loozer

Kaiwaii: y vomited in my car u

Sehunter: u dun hav a car retard, it was the taxi

Kaiwaii: mr taxi taxi taxi

Sehunter: gay kunt

Kaiwaii: I AM NOT GAY :O

Kaiwaii added $uhoe to the chat

Kaiwaii: HE CALLED ME GAYYY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HUUUUUUUUUUUUU HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Sehunter:  shut up you

$uhoe: AHEM??? SEHUN?

Sehunter: You too ya n hoe go urself ya dumb fack

Kaiwaii: YOU CALLED ME GAY HUUUUU HUUUUUU HUUUUUUU D;

$uhoe: Lord have mercy, what the heck is going on here

$uhoe added Zoomin to the chat

Zoomin: What’s up guys?

Sehunter: ZOOM IN

Kaiwaii: ZOOM OUT

Sehunter: hi fkn five buddy

Kaiwaii: no fk u

Zoomin: Uhm… what’s going on?

Kaiwaii: hyung,  can you my eye? It’s itchy

Zoomin: O_O

$uhoe: They’re drunk…

Sehunter: hoe you don’t know now strip for us, go go

Zoomin: LISTEN TO YOUR HYUNGS!!!

Kaiwaii: What’s a hyung???

Sehunter: IS THAT A ?

$uhoe: oh my god

Zoomin: who gave them alcohol anyway??? goddammit

Sehunter: WHERE THE IS MY DEER

Kaiwaii: WHERE IS MY DEER

Sehunter: KUNT DON’T COPY ME

Zoomin added Han.Lu to the chat

Zoomin: your destiny is screeching for you

Han.Lu: what the

Sehunter: DEER IS THAT YOU?

Han.Lu: yes hun

Sehunter: BABY I’VE MISSED YOU, REMEMBER THE TIME I SPAT PEARLS ALL OVER YOUR FACE?
OH AND XIUMIN HYUNG, DEER IS MINE GO KILL YOURSELF


Han.Lu: O_O uhm… is he okay?

Kaiwaii: I WANT MY CAKE

$uhoe: Sehun listen to me

Sehunter: I FOUND A JELLY BEAN IN MY HAND

Han.Lu: what the fk man sehun, relax.


Zoomin: maybe Kai is more sober

Kaiwaii: is sober like a soft drink?

Zoomin: ehh maybe not.

$uhoe: Sehun

Sehunter: Suho

$uhoe: Who let you drink?

Sehunter: pororo


Kaiwaii: Krongggg



Zoomin: Oh my god -_-

$uhoe: They overdosed on drinks gosh

Han.Lu: Someone call the doctor.


Kaiwaii: BUT NO CHANYEOL SAID


Sehunter: yas bb


Kaiwaii:
 

Zoomin: STOP IT YOU GUYS


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A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed this Drunk SeKai chat xD
It's short but oh wells~ sorryyy I've been really busy with work and homework and school and ughhh save meeeee!

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