aphid pov

 

hello people of the universe.

 

it has all come clear to me. 

my face turning green all the time, me eating vegetables all the time...

 

i must be an aphid.

 

i must.

 

im really sorry

but i have to go.

 

my people are calling

 

i must join the aphid clan.

 

 

 

bye my friends

 

i wont have wifi 

 

but where i am home

my wifi is strong

 

bc

 

"be strong, wifi" 

i say

 

so dont you worry 

i will update you as soon as i can.

 

but now

 

i must join my people.

 

love 

 

--aphidsweg