You know that sensation when you can literally FEEL the crap about to drop out of your a**crack and then you sprint for the bathroom with your knees bouncing against each other and finally sigh with relief as if the entire world's problems have been lifted off your shoulders?

Well that was me just a few minutes ago.

Come on, you guys know what that feels like.

And it feels fking amazing when the crap finally lands in the water with a satisfying plink!

If anyone actually reads this sh*t (pun intended) please comment with any experiences of your own.

Until next time,

Your poop pal.