"Nothing much. Why?" her daughter shoved steamed buns and duck into (a/n: that's a Beijing dish- I don't know why they're having that for dinner. Don't ask ^_^;), chewing vigorously. 

"Anything with...your boyfriend?" stretched into a victorious smirk. 

"EUMMA!"

Sooyoung's father entered the kitchen. "Any reason why you'd be yelling at your mom?"

"Appa!" Sooyoung pouted. "Kris isn't my boyfriend."

"Soo," her mother said, setting her chopsticks down with a falsely serious and understanding question. "It's okay if he's not Korean-" 

"Argh!" Sooyoung moaned. However, her annoyance didn't stop her from eating. 

"I see your appetite has not decreased," her mother noted with raised eyebrows. 

"Pfft. It is now." Sooyoung brought her bowl to the sink. "Good night."

She left the silent room, leaving her eumma and appa gaping after her in shock. 

"Since when was her appetite that small?"

THE WU HOUSEHOLD 

"Hey," Kris greeted his parents casually. 

"How was school?" his mother asked, raising her eyes. 

Yifan shrugged. "Like usual. What's for dinner?"

"Does it matter?"

"I guess."

"Sure it does," Mr. Wu scoffed. 

"I'm glad you agree," Kris deadpanned. His phone buzzed suddenly. 

Sooyoung:
great, now I get to dream about twelve guys and a scary woman

Kris ascended the stairs to his room, flopping on his soft bed as soon as he arrived. His fingers tapped the screen. 

Kris: 
U should b happy that I'm in your dreams

Sooyoung:
Haha 

Sooyoung:
sorry NO

Kris:
*of course yes

Sooyoung:
wth is Wong with u

Kris:
nothing Wong with me

Sooyoung:
*wring

Sooyoung:
OMG wrong 

Sooyoung:
Now that was actually a real typo

Kris:
sure it was

Sooyoung:
really

Sooyoung:
hey I was thinking of getting their numbers

Kris:
who?

Kris:
you'd better not be cheating on me

Sooyoung:
um no and don't play dumb

Sooyoung:
The dam wolf pack idiot

Kris:
Hmm

Kris:
The wolf pack

Kris: 
I like that

Sooyoung:
give. me. their. fire. trucking. numbers.

Kris:
what for

Sooyoung:
same reason as why I have yours u idiot

Kris:
excuse me

Kris: 
they are not your boyfriends

Sooyoung:
um

Sooyoung:
I know

Sooyoung: 
I mean we should txt them about important stuff

Kris:
ok

Kris:
I'll add them to the convo 

Unknown: 
What the heck Kris who is that

Sooyoung:
I need to add u guys btw it's Sooyoung 

Unknown:
Kk this is Jongin

Unknown:
I'm Bacon and hi

Unknown:
I'm Tao. And bacon, you finally admitted it

Unknown:
UGH NO STUPID SPELLCHECK I MEANT BAEKHYUN

Unknown:
Hunhan forever :33333 it's Luhan

Unknown: 
OMG Luhan I love u 

Unknown: 
Lurv u 2 Sehunnie

Unknown:
This is Lay

Unknown:
Hey it's Suho

Unknown:
I am THE baozi Xiumin or Minseok

Unknown:
Ay I'm Jongdae

Unknown:
Wassup this is Chanyeol

Unknown:
Hoot hoot it's Kyungsoo eumma

Sooyoung:
k thx

Bacon Baekhyun Bakin':
np

Bacon Baekhyun Bakin':
Hey Sooyoung 

Sooyoung:
Just Soo is fine

Kris: 
Don't u dare lay a finger on her

Lay:
Hey it's me

Bacon Baekhyun Bakin':
Fine ok so just tell me what my contact name is everyone

Lay:
Mr. Baker

Luhan:
Eyeliner Guy

Sehun:
Fatty Junk

Sehun:
Lol

Suho:
Baekhyun

Bacon Baekhyun Bakin':
Thank you Suho

Chanyeol:
Baekkie

Baozi:
Bloody Heck

Sooyoung:
Bacon Baekhyun Bakin'

Jongdae:
Maybelline 

Kris:
Golden Eyelash 

Jongin:
Some dude

Kyungsoo:
Baekhyun

Tao:
Baekhyun

Bacon Baekhyun Bakin':
Gtg throw up

Luhan:
Have fun

Sooyoung:
I am so out of this convo

Kris:
Me too

Sehun:
Same

Tao:
Bye 

Luhan:
Nooooo Sehunnie don't leave

Jongdae:
Gtg

Baozi:
K Jongdae let's go

Kyungsoo:
Bai

Jongin:
Wait uuuuup Kyungsoo

Chanyeol:
Yup bye

Bacon Baekhyun Bakin':
No Channie

Suho:
I'll stay actually

Lay:
wtf just happened

Suho:
idk

Suho:
but now we get to spam them

Lay:
great let's do it