Derp's Fairy Tales: Whimsical

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Curiousity kills the cat...

Foreword

Whimsical 

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There once was a cat, a curious cat they said. Who explored the world up and down, and round and round he went. He sniffed and purred, in all the right places, he was a crowd pleaser they said. But curiosity killed the cat, the one that played with broken rules.  The cat saw the world as it’s oyster, and for that he must explore. Yes indeed he is a curious cat, a curious cat they said.

Yoona had never saw the curious cat. But had only heard about what others said. Children are not meant to live like cats, or so she was told, and for that she must abide.

Be proper, be poise

Don’t make so much noise

Sit up, don’t slouch

No one will like a potato couch

Step forward and swirl

Take time to fancy those twirls

Don’t slurp, that’s rude

Smile and don’t be such a prude

To be a lady it takes time

But to not be one, that’s a crime

That’s what she had always learned

Never believing things will make such a great turn

As a child, Yoona knew that her world was different from the rest. Babies were meant to crawl and discover. To experience the harsh reality of once bitten twice shy. But Yoona can’t even remember the time when her hands had touched the ground. In fact, she would have probably guessed that she walked out of her mother’s belly, instead of being pushed out like everyone else. What is dirt and how does it feel like? She had never had problems of having dirt stuck in her nails. Her friends had complained, as if it’s the biggest problem in the world. But when she look down at her own nails, they were always painted in an assortment of polishes, all colors of the rainbow, that sparkled against her eyes. Instead of playtime, her world had tea time. What are toys, and are they fun, like lessons under the dancing sun?

She was a princess that can not feel the texture of the pea under those many layers of pillows. She was just a doll. A lifeless stature, stuck in the walls of this stone cold society, surrounded by the boredom of her own mind. Her functioning brain was just a prop; left out to collect dust throughout the days. From head to toe, from thoughts to actions, she was a puppet being controlled by a puppeteer.

But all that’s changed. True to the lines of curiosity kills the cat. One decision, one sudden action without much direction, lead to

SLAP!

“, it just got real.”

Your dress is too long

How can you not know what’s a thong

Take away those petty flats

You need to show, way more

Don’t call me a witch

In present time, I am a

I’ll turn your life upside down

So don’t you dare, cross me in this town

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Casts:

Im Yoona

 

Byun BaekhyunShim Changmin, Park Chanyeol, Jung Jessica, Kim Jonghyun

 

Kim Jongin, Oh Sehun, Seo Joohyun, Kim Joonmyun, Huang Zitao

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Disclaimer: All artists are contracted with SM entertainment. But all the nonsensical characteristics are my own.

 Author's Note: Welcome to my nonsensical rendition of Alice in Wonderland. Please check out my derpy friends' fairy tales also:

AmbivalenceBeguiledCAPITULATE Mirage Mirror Mirror

 

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smtownlovely
#1
Sounds interesting.. Yoona the living doll. I cant wait to read the story...
And the pics are hilarious xD
1380MC #2
lmao. the pictures. everyone with derp face, except yoona.
Yooniya #3
Can't wait to read this. It was pretty interesting.
afiqahalya
#4
wow awesome !!! cant wait to read this !!! a curious cat ... witch .. princess ... wow so many
michiusa #5
forgot to add lol I was surprised the ", this just got real"
michiusa #6
ahahaha your seuss rhyme was cute, I got so into the rhyme I forgot I'm supposed to check for the meaning behind it. sounds whimisical alright. But why can't she touch the ground. 0.0 is she a object of some sort?
michiusa #7
oh look at that first sub first comment first upvote that's how you do it. XD Da boss