Suho: That's it! I've had enough of it! Tao-ya, come here!

Tao: Eomma, what's wrong?

Suho: My members are disrespectful. That has to change. You will teach me some wushu moves and then there will be no more talking while leader is giving a heart warming speach, no more joking about his heights, no more calling him pitiable and DEFINITELY NO MORE EXPLOITING MONEY like he is some kind of cash dispenser!!!!!

Tao: Woah, woah, hyung let's not overreact with this money thing. You are really angry so you are not thinking right. You know that you are the hyung that I love the most, right? You are my eomma, you can't do this to your son?! /cries/

Suho: Tao-ya, stop crying, okay? Eomma will buy you some gucci, arraso?

Tao: Really? You will? /wipes off tears/

Suho: No, just kidding!^O^

Tao: Eomma!!!! /starts crying again/

Suho: Unless you show me some wushu. I will think about buying you that gucci bag you've been constantly talking about since last summer.

Tao: Kung fu panda is at your service!

... 5 hours later...

Tao: Hyung, I've shown you this move 1000 times till now. Are you sure you don't want to quit?

Suho: NO! NEVER! I WILL FIGHT TILL THE END!!!

Tao: You do realize that you are fighting with a mirror?

Suho: Shhh... Be quiet, I think that he is going to attack! HA-YA! OUCHHHHHHH!!! Ooo my leg!!

Tao: Eomma! Are you alright? You are not too hurt to buy me that bag, right?

Suho: /gives him an angry look/

Tao: Sorry.. /hides his face with hands/

...the next day...

Suho: Okay, I have a good feeling about today!

Tao: Yeah right...me too...-.-

...8 hours later...

Tao: So now that you know the basics, try doing this move. It's really a piece of cake!^^ /rolls over 3 times, spins 5 times, punches with a hand 2 times and at the end does a kick with a leg/ As I said, it's really easy.^^

Suho: Yaa, stop showing off, and teach me something easy!

Tao: Well, that was kind of easy.

Suho: /rolls his eyes/ Okay, let me put it in words that you can actually understand. SOMETHING EXTRA EASY!

Tao: Aaaa, okay, now I get it! You are probably right. I should do that. After all, you are really slow learner, so you could never do it. I totally forgot about that. Sorry hyung. /evil smile/

Suho: Well that was unnecessary...

Tao: You have to face the truth hyung. I'm just doing you a favour.

Suho: Come here you little!! No gucci for you!

Tao: No hyung, don't be like this. Don't do this to me! /cries/

Suho: Then behave properly.

...2 hours later...

Tao: So this is the end of today's training. I really hope that I will wake up next to a brand new gucci bag tommorrow, hyung.

Suho: Yeah, sure. I was planning to buy it for you anyway. So now I'm ready, right? I did well, right?

Tao: It's like teaching a monkey to dance...

Suho: You said something?

Tao: I said: "Good job, hyung, you did well."

Suho: Thanks Tao-ya, or should I say sunsaengnim hehe.. /leaves/

Tao: Gucci bag, Tao think about gucci bag. Gucci bag, gucci bag... /keeps repeating/