PART II

The Perks of Being an Engineering Student: BONUS Dialogues

“Baek.”

“Hmm.”

“How did you get here?”

“Walk.”

“No. I mean how did you get inside?”

“Keys. You gave me a spare key.”

“Oh..”

“Chanyeol.”

“Mhmm?”

“Why is your room like this?”

“What?”

“Messy.”

“It’s always like that.”

“Clean it.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“Then help me clean it.”

“No. Clean it yourself.”

“Baek.”

“Yeah?”

“I heard you hissing.”

“Oh, that..”

“Why?”

“Oven. Cupcakes. Hot.”

“Why didn’t you turn on the lights?”

“I don’t know?”

“…”

“Yeollie..”

“Yes baby?”

“I stepped on something when I got in.”

“And?”

“I heard a crack.”

“And?”

“I think it’s your… robot.”

“…”

“…”

“Oh. My. God, Baek that’s our project! I spend nights and days and blood and tears to ma—“

“I love you~~~ mmmmwaaaah~~”

“Oh..”

“You’re blushing.”

“I’m not.”

“Yes you are. It’s because you love me.”

“…”

“My Chanyeollie loves me so much it hurts him!”

“…”

“Don’t worry Yeollie, I love you too.”

“Who’s that Luhan guy?”

“More like Luhan girl.”

“He’s a girl?!”

“How did you know him?”

“Kai. W-wait—“

“That .”

“Who?”

“Your friend. He’s a .”

“Well, you’re right—hey! I asked you who’s that Luhan girl?”

“He’s a guy.”

“You just told me that he’s a she.”

“No. She just looks like one.”

“Who is that creature?”

“He’s the new ace player of the soccer team.”

“I’ve never seen him.”

“Of course. You never watched a single practice game.”

“I have class you know. Who is he? Kai saw you with him.”

“Where best friends, okay?”

“I thought I’m your best—“

“You are my one and only most beloved best friend slash boyfriend Chanyeol. That’s different.”

“How about him?”

“He’s my bestest friend.”

“I thought you’re cheating on me with him.”

“Do you want me to?”

“W-what? No! What the hell!”

“Okay. Just tell me if you want me to.”

“Just eat your cup cake.”

“It’sh delicious y’know. Whoever made thish ish a geniush.”

“Of course. The one who made that is as sweet as those cupcakes.”

“You’re chesshy Chanyeorl..”

“You made me a cheese flavored cupcake. That is why.”

“I’m going to stay here for the night.”

“Why?”

“You don’t want me to?”

“N-no, of course I want you to sleep here! Y-you—oh Baek please stop jutting your lips.”

“Why? Wanna kiss me?”

“Stop batting your lashes!”

“Have you forgotten that you courted me? You courted me for almost three months you should know that I’m like this and you should accept me for who I am.”

“I love you for who you are, Baek.”

“I know Mr. Park.”

“Yeah, yeah. Say that.”

“I love you my tall, dumb , shy, cute, handsome boyfriend.”