"I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with..."

"Professor Leeteuk." I sing over the song. It was on my iPod because of Sungmin but it wasn't horrible. I mean I didn't have anything to pay attention to in class anyway

"I think you're crazy." My friend, Sungmin, says "Of all the people you could have a crush on, why Professor Leeteuk?"

Now Sungmin would never understand, the way Leeteuk smile turns me on, the way he groans in exhaust gets me excited, and his breath on my neck when he passes back papers, which get me harder then watching a chick fight for most guys. It doesn't help that there's a support beam in the center of the room that I could imagine him dancing on.

"Kyuhyun!" Leeteuk shouts, disrupting my not safe for school thoughts

"What?!" I shout, getting a few laughs

"Could you tell me how to factor out imaginary numbers?"

"First seperate the negative i from the constant, then factor it like you would a square root. Anything that doesn't factor out stays in the square with the negative i."

"You're correct, please focus though and stop drawing nasty things on you papers. I feel bad for that girl 'Teukie' you always draw and write about." Leeteuk says and making the class laugh "It's quite nice you have a good mind for math."

"Yeah and a nice to pound into your prostate." I mutter under my breath

"I beg your pardon?"

"Nothing professor. Please go on with your lesson."

"Okay then, so imaginary numbers..."

"You dodged a bullet there." Sungmin says

"But it's a bullet I'll take for him."

"You're so stupid."

"Guys! Stop talking!" Leeteuk says throwing a piece of chalk at me "Give me my chalk back."

"Oh okay." I say as Leeteuk bend down and crawls under t