1.       Piss him off so he has no reason to flash that dazzling smile​

Kyungsoo’s way of relieving stress is not really as peculiar when he’s the one doing it.

Chanyeol doesn’t know what’s going on that pretty little head of Baekhyun’s, but he has decided to take it in himself to cook dinner one Friday evening of freedom from schedules and practices.

Baekhyun had skipped to Kyungsoo with a cheeky grin, blinking his eyes innocently as he said, “How do you like to take a break from cooking tonight?” to a perplexed but uncomplaining Kyungsoo.

Chanyeol’s stomach had not tightened at the sight of Byun Baekhyun being so happy at other person’s presence. He didn’t feel the urge to block little Kyungsoo’s body with his long awkward limbs and take all of Baekhyun’s attention for himself.

The giant sighs, watching him with apprehensive eyes, and sort of something called lust, as Baekhyun the spoon clean in an obscure manner, that one when you tease the head of—

Chanyeol is not going there.

Baekhyun stares back at him with exasperated eyes, his mouth set into a thin line as a sign of irritation. Chanyeol immediately feels guilt making its way into his mouth and he knows he’s supposed to be apologizing but—

Just then, it seems that Baekhyun has decided it’s in his best interest to put his hands at the back pocket of Chanyeol’s jeans, his palm hot from where he had been holding the spoon over the stove, and squeezes, with that delicate super pretty and mega fingers of his.

Chanyeol makes a sound between a retching pig and a dying walrus at his throat as he tries to jump out of Baekhyun’s touch because he’s just too hot and Chanyeol is so not and can we just understand how incoherent Chanyeol is now?

He showers Baekhyun with saliva as he sputters, “Baek the food ha it’s hot your fingers are hot no actually you’re hot uhm—”

The singer tilts his head and an eyebrow at him. “I’m hot? Where is that coming from, Chanyeol?” his lips are parted slightly in a comical way, and Chanyeol swears Baekhyun is making fun of him.

He revels on the titillating feeling of Baekhyun’s delicate fing