idek what is going on tbh

basically just a one shot collection of real-life (but exaggerated) and made up events (and events from tv shows lol)
THEY ARE NOT RELATED TO EACH OTHER OKAY LIKE NOT AT ALL
oh and all of them revolving around food because who doesn't love food right cAN I GET A HELL YEAh

and btw did you ever offer food and secretly hope they say no it cant be just me