Dear diary,

If you had one person to keep by your side forever, who would it be? Many people have to think a long while before they are able to decide on the one, but for me, the answer is certain. For there are many in this world that I love and can live with happily and in harmony, but there is only one man who I know I won’t survive a day without him by my side. 

How rude of me to not introduce myself!, my name is Byun Baekhyun and I am gay and proud. No, you can not call me bacon and yes I will not hesitate to cut your head off if you do. My nails are definitely long enough, although by cutting your head off I might break a couple.. But that’s beside the point, the point it, DO NOT EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT CALLING ME BACON.UNDERSTAND? 

*clears throat* now that we’ve got that out of the way. let’s try again.

Dear diary, 

My name is Byun Baekhyun and I started talking to you through writing because one day I will be famous and since my life is incredibly interesting, this will be worth millions and— Oh who am I kidding… I started writing this diary because I love myself and I am a great diva person and everyone should read this. There, I said it, are you happy now? Since you are an inanimate object and cannot move or talk, I assumed that you said yes. See I told you I’m a great person, I can even make inanimate objects happy. 

ANYWAYS, remember that man I was talking about? It’s quite obvious isn’t it.. He has large ears and is ridiculously tall. He’s also quite a derp. Yet… I can’t help but love him. hmm? YES OF COURSE IM TALKING ABOUT PARK CHANYEOL.. Who else have ears as elf like as his? Why do I love him? Well.. Im not quite sure sometimes.. I mean he’s obviously not as hot as me.. *flips hair* 

But since he is here now knocking loudly on my front door and calling out my name I will have to leave soon and— OH HELL NAW. HE DID NOT JUST CALL ME BACON. 

~Byun Bacon Baekhyun.