Stone the crows
Jong In And The Amazing Technicolour Dream PantsPharaoh said -
"Well stone the crows,
This Jong In is a clever kid
Who'd have thought that fourteen cows
Could mean the things he said they did?
Jong In, you must help me further;
I have got a job for you
You shall lead us through this crisis -
You shall be my number two"
Pharaoh told his guards to fetch
A chisel from the local store
Whereupon he ordered them
To cut the chains that Jong In wore
Jong In got a "royal" pardon
And a host of splendid things
A mic of gold, a cloak,
A medal and some signet rings
Jong In -
Pharaoh's number two
Jong In -
The US looks to you
Jong In -
Pharaoh's number two
Jong In -
The US looks to you
Seven summers on the trot
Were perfect just as Jong In said
Jong In saw that food was gathered
Ready for the years ahead
Seven years of famine followed
The US didn't mind a bit
The first recorded rationing
In history was a hit
Jong In, how can we ever say
All that we want to about you
We're so glad that you came our way
We would have perished without you
Pharaoh
"Jong In, we are the perfect team
Old buddies, that's you and me
I was wise to have chosen you
You'll be wise to agree"
Jong In how can we ever say
All that we want to about you
We're so glad that you came our way
We would have perished without you
Pharaoh
"We were in a jam
Would have baffled Abraham
But now we're a partneship
It's just a piece of cake"
Greatest man since Noah
Only goes to shoah
Jong In
"Anyone from anywhere can make it
If they get a lucky break"
This could be a happy ending,
Perfect place to stop the show
Jong In after all has gone
About as far as he can go
But I'm sure that Jacob and
His other sons have crossed your mind
How had famine hit the family Jong In left behind
source (original lyrics): http://www.lyricsondemand.com/
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