Someone's Angry!
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I got the tree.
Not the princess. Not the maid. Not the fairy. Not even the ing prince. But, thank God, I got the punk. . Tree.
After all the hard work I put into this. The blood, the sweat, the tears, the time— I got the tree.
I haven’t slept normally in—oh, I don’t know—two ing months trying to prepare for this . I had to lose an extra 10 pounds; I had to tone my body for the hunting scene, and I even dyed my hair!
So why the did I get the tree!?!?!
My audition was spectacular! I made the judges cry! Hell, I made myself cry— and I don’t ing cry. That’s how goddamn beautiful my performance was.
SO WHY IN THE ING HELL DO I HAVE TO ACT AS A TREE?
[Cue the excessive breathing.]
I’m not even the Princess’ understudy. I’m the understudy’s understudy. It looks like I have two people to kill. And not only that, but do you want to know who got the part? Freakin’ Hyuna.
Hyuna.
She, of all the ing people, is the princess. Do you even know how ty she is? How is she a princess? Are you ing serious? She’s scores more a week than our football team has all year.
I bet she screwed the judges or something, because that in no shape or form, has talent. She just walks around in minimal clothing, tries to look y, and immediately, everyone is wrapped around her pretty little finger.
Her singing is average. Her looks are just a tab bit above average. Her body is...okay. And she’s the worst ing actor I’ve seen in my entire life.
Me, however? Well, not to sound boastful or anything, but I consider myself as the second Beyonce. My looks? Flawless. My body? Hah. Come on, just look at me. And don’t even get me started about my acting.
Long story short, I can make a grown man cry, I can make the coldest man laugh, I can make the happiest person sad, and I can make a skeptical person believe.
I can make dreams come true.
I am Disney World.
SO WHY AM I THE ING TREE!?
Foreword
Ever since primary school, Mae Rin was the top of her class, the perfect student. She was naturally skilled in her musicianship and of course she showed those around her exactly why. She wanted people to stop whatever they were doing, whenever they were doing it, and to watch her instead. She absolutely loved attention, and she wanted people everywhere to realize how perfect she was.
However, everyone has their flaws.
Lee Mae Rin is an angry person that hates stupid people. As feminine and beautiful as she is, she’s got quite the mouth. Just like her talent that she’s had since she was a baby, she was also born with her anger problems.
And she also has a terrible time suppressing this anger.
So, if she sincerely hates annoying stupid people that lack all forms of common sense, how is she supposed to handle twelve eleven morons?
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