As A Blonde
As A Blonde'Do I look a little...... Bland?'
I've been sitting here looking at my mirror for about five minutes. I've been told that's not long but I don't just 'look at myself' in the mirror.
'I look manly right?'
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DREAMY INTRO OF ANNOYING NARRATION THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY HATE AND MOSTLY LIKELY WILL SKIP
You see, I'm not manly. I want to be but, even though I enjoy the constant attention payed my way, the girls in my school think I'm.. "cute".
'Stop worrying about it! You look great! This eyeliner is totally y!'
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Hm... Maybe that's why the girls think I'm cute.
I could do plenty of things to look manly but they all seem so... Boyish.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not gay or anyth (Don't lie you er, you're the gayest most queer son of a b-) -OKAY!!....okay so I'm a little gay but anyway (a little? Really....?)......... you. I'm gay. WHATEVER!!
You are dragging this on inner self. (You are dragging this on inner self blah, blah, blah).
*sigh*
You better stop reading this; it won't get any better.
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Hah! Told you it wouldn't get any better
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PSYCH!! So do you really want to read more? This will get better, I swear.
I guess I should tell you who I am. Hello my name is Do Kyu-(Bridget)-ngsoo..... My name is Do Kyu-(Bridget)-ngsoo.... Do Kyungsoo. My name is Do Kyungsoo. Ignore my inner self, he's an .. (He? You think I'm a 'he'?!) You are a he! You are a mini-me! A mini-me. I am a 'he' therefore you are a 'he'.
(Just because I'm inside of you doesn't mean I'm a boy. Haven't you ever noticed how cute I am? How I have always wanted to dance to Gee by SNSD to show everybody how adorable I can be? Buingg buingg~ <3<3<3<3<3<3)
Whatever. I'm Do Kyungsoo. My inner self is a girl.
I've been wondering how to look more manly (no reason to tell you that though; I mean, I already did).
I could either dye my hair, wear looser pants, start acting ghetto, or get a girlfriend.
That's a lot of ways, you might think. Why not simply pick one? Well, I'll tell you: I like my brown hair, my legs are ing y and only skinny jeans do the job, ghetto is ratchet, and I'm gay as so that rules out a girlfriend.
Want to know a few things about me? I should probably tell you anyway before I start my story.
I'm 21; a college student. I major in culinary arts and minor in European history.
Judging by my major, you probably already know this but I'm a mean cook. I can cook you anything you want but, personally, I like crepes.
I like to but I've never topped anybody. I don't really mind but my friends think that I'm actually too gay for them. What the ? Ya, Huang Zitao! You think I'm the gayest one here? Pfft~soon enough)
I also have a thing for vinyl. Records have such a nicer sound than mp3 will ever have. I honestly don't mind having to clean a record every time I use it; all the more fun that way.
Alright, alright, enough about me. Let's go back to my story.
DREAMY OUTRO OF ANNOYING NARRATION
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'Maybe I should just be gay. I mean, it's almost no use trying not to be seeing as I'm practically hopeless; I'm pretty gay.'
I turn my head to the left and tilt my chin up, looking at the more attractive part of my body; my collarbones. Everybody knows Do Kyungsoo for his collarbones because they are always there to stare at.
When I stands up to leave a lecture, I have eyes on me until I disappear. I don't look but I sure can feel the glue drying on my back from where people stuck their eyes to it.
I look at the digital clock on my dresser.
'Time to get dressed!' I think to myself.
I'm always excited when I get to dress. I'm a fashionista; it's my life!
I walk to my wardrobe and pull back the two doors, walking in with small steps to make sure I don't pass some lucky garment.
I stay standing in there for quite a while, unsure of which pair of shoes to wear.
'My golden Gucci brand sneaks? Nah.... Or maybe.... My HBA casual dress shoes... Hm..'
In the end, my outfit looks like I had a stylist design it. Why wouldn't it? I'm Do Kyungsoo - hello~?
With a pair of dark green skinny jeans, I walk out of my room wearing a black graphic tee and a yellow hoodie. My Gucci rubberized leather laceups squeaking on the expensive marble floor of the university's mens dorms.
Yeah.... I look y.
I walk to the gym, bored. 'I hope Kris is there; I need some entertainment and that always makes me laugh.'
When I get to the gymnasium nobody is there.
'Vacant, huh?'
Great. Now I'm just the third wheel. I won't pretend I don't know what Kris is doing to his gay boyfriend, Zitao.
Let's just say you don't want to know.
I'm always alone when those two are together. I could have as many friends as I'd like. The whole school LOVES me. I just don't LOVE them. They are annoying little fanboys and fangirls, always following me around and asking me out on dates that, providing I actually accept their invitation, I'll have to pay for anyway.
'What do I do~~~' I whine to myself silently.
Oh! I know! Time to get manly. I like my hair but, out of all of the options I have, I would rather pick that one.
What color though?
I walk to the front door and look at the dorms public phonebook. The nearest salon is about half a mile into town. Close.
I've always wanted an excuse to be dumb. Maybe I'll go blonde.
I set off for the hair and nails salon.
I make it there and dye my hair blonde
The end.
Pretty nice story, eh? Well I don't feel like writing anymore so you if you think it's bad. -_-d
AUTHOR'S NOTE: So hey... lol I know it's terrible but I have to write a fanfiction for every song on my playlist and this song is badass so----> *gives you the finger and pretends not to*
P.S- Yes, I have lots of songs in my playlist (when I say playlist I mean my gargantuan music library ^^;) but here's a sneak peak at the oneshots I'll be posting. v down there -_- But before you scroll down, there's more. I wonder if I should just change the title of this ff to something that hass to do with a oneshot per song or whatever since I don't feel like creating a BUNCH..... Nah... I'll just create a bunch. :P Well maybe not actually... What do you think?
MARY'S SICK PLAYLIST:
You Don't Know Me - Elizabeth Gillies
21 Guns - Green Day
Alone - SISTAR
Baby Don't Cry - EXO (kandmduh~)
Baby I - Ariana Grande
Back to Back - The Ready Set
Beautiful Liar - Beyonce
Crazy In Love - Beyonce ft. Jay Z
Birthday - Selena Gomez
Bottom of the Ocean - Miley Cyrus
Boy In Luv - BTS (Bangtan Boys)
Breathe - G Dragon
Blonde - Bridgit Mendler
Hurricane - Bridgit Mendler
Oops... I Did it Again - Britney Spears
Piece of Me - Britney Spears
Cagayake!Girls - Houkago Tea Time (K-On)
Can't Back Down - Camp Rock 2: Final Jam
Can't Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus
City Lights - Bridgit Mendler
The Climb - Miley Cyrus
Come Down With Love - Allstar Weekend
Determinate - Lemonade Mouth
Don't Forget - Demi Lovato
Don't Wanna Be Torn - Miley Cyrus
Du Style - Jena Lee
Every Part of Me - Miley Cyrus
Every Time You Lie - Demi Lovato
Growl - EXO
Express - Christina Aguilera
Fallin' - Alicia Keys
Fly On the Wall
Freakin' Me Out - The Ready Set
You - Lily Allen
Fude Pen Boru Pen (Calligraphy Pen Ball Point Pen) - Houkago Tea Time (K-On)
Get Back - Demi Lovato
Ghost Of You - Selena Gomez
Gift Of A Friend - Demi Lovato
Express 999 - Girls Generation (SNSD)
Look At Me - Girls Generation (SNSD)
Girls Girls Girls - GOT7
Give It Up - Elizabeth Gillies & Ariana Grande
Go! Go! Maniac - Houkago Tea Time (K-On)
Gone Not Around Any Longer - SISTAR19
Goodbye - Miley Cyrus
He Could Be the One - Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus)
Heartattack - EXO M
Heart Goes Boom - Houkago Tea Time (K-On)
Heartless - Kanye West
Here We Go Again - Demi Lovato
History - EXO K
Hollywood Dream - The Ready Set
I Got A Boy (IGAB) - Girls Generation (SNSD)
If I Ain't Got You - Alicia Keys
If We Were A Movie - Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus)
I'll Always Remember You - Miley Cyrus
Impossible - Shontelle
Marry Me - Jason Derulo
Who Dat - J.Cole (AKA badass dude)
JUMP - BTS (Bangtan Boys)
As Long As You Love Me (Acoustic Version) - Justin Bieber
Boyfriend (Acoustic Version) - Justin Bieber
Tenshi ni Fureta Yo!! - Houkago Tea Time (K-On)
Karma - Alicia Keys
Killer - The Ready Set
Kiss It Goodbye - Miley Cyrus
La La Land - Demi Lovato
Lead Me - SISTAR
Let It Go - Demi Lovato
Let Out the Beast - EXO M
Liberty Walk - Miley Cyrus
Limits - The Ready Set
Listen!! - Houkago Tea Time
Live Your Life - T.I ft. Rihanna
Loose Yourself - Eminem
Love Like Woe - The Ready Set
Loving You - SISTAR
Lucky - EXO K
Ma Boy - SISTAR19
Made In the USA - Demi Lovato
Make it Shine - Victoria Justice
MAMA - EXO M
Me, Myself and Time - Demi Lovato
Michi GO - G Dragon
Million Dollar Bills - Lorde
Miss Independent - Ne-Yo
MR. TAXI - Girls Generation (SNSD)
New York - Jay Z ft. Alicia Keys
N.O - BTS (Bangtan Boys)
No Mercy - SISTAR
No Mercy - B.A.P
No More Dream - BTS (Bangtan Boys)
No One - Alicia Keys
NO, Thank You! - Houkago Tea Time
One In A Million - Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus)
One of A Kind - G Dragon
Ordinary Girl - Miley Cyrus
Oscar - Girls Generation (SNSD)
Party In the USA - Miley Cyrus
Permanant December - Miley Cyrus
Pon De Replay - Rihanna
Put Your Hearts Up - Ariana Grande
Ready Or Not - Bridgit Mendler
Remember December - Demi Lovato
Right Stuff - New Kids On the Block (Make fun of me and you're dead ._.)
Right There - Ariana Grande
Rock N Roll - Avril Lavigne
Rude Boy - Rihanna
See You Again - Miley Cyrus
One and the Same - Selena Gomez & Demi Lovato
Show Me How You Burlesque - Christina Aguilera
Skyscraper - Demi Lovato
Somebody - Lemonade Mouth
Something's Got A Hold On Me - Christina Aguilera
Stay My Baby - Miranda Cosgrove
Summertime - Bridgit Mendler
Take A Hint - Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gillies
- Jason Derulo
This Is Me - Demi Lovato & Joe Jonas
This Is My Paradise - Bridgit Mendler
Tonight - Big Bang
Tough Lover - Christina Aguilera
Trainwreck - Demi Lovato
Turn Down For What - DJ Snake & Lil Jon
U Smile (Acoustic Version) - Justin Bieber
U-Go-Girl - Lee Hyori
Unfaithful - Rihanna
Warrior - B.A.P
The Way - Ariana Grande
We Are Bulletproof - BTS (Bangtan Boys)
What Is Love - EXO K
What To Do - Demi Lovato
Whatever You Like - T.I
What's My Name - Rihanna ft. Drake
When I look I At You - Miley Cyrus
Wherever I Go - Miley Cyrus
Who Owns My Heart - Miley Cyrus
Wishlist - The Ready Set
Wolf (Korean Version) - EXO
Work Of Art - Demi Lovato
Wouldn't Change A Thing - Demi Lovato & Joe Jonas
XOXO (Hugs & Kisses) - EXO K
You'll Always Find Your Way Back Home - Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus)
Young Forever - The Ready Set
You're The Reason - Victoria Justice
Nan Niga Jowa (I Like You) - GOT7
Two Moons - EXO M ft Key (SHINee)
Janus - Boyfriend
Overdose - EXO
Cupid - Girl's Day
Peter Pan - EXO
Haru (A Day Without You) - S.M THE BALLAD (Kim Jongdae & Kim Jonghyun)
Haruman (Just One Day) - BTS (Bangtan Boys)
Uki Uki Midnight - BABYMETAL
Doki Doki Morning - BABYMETAL
Megitsune - BABYMETAL
Don't Go - EXO M
THE END FOR REALZ <3
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