The Untold Story Of Tao's Birthday
Description
All Tao wanted for his birthday was Gucci (and some cake).
He definitely didn't expect...whatever it was that was infront of him.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAO!"
"...I don't know if I should be laughing or crying right now."
Foreword
Suho-A busy grandpa that doesn't know what he's trying to do half the time (really, he just can't seem to remember...)
Chanyeol-Your neighbourly crack-I'm sorry, hyperactive kid is right around the block, well they all live in the same dorm but-oh, nevermind.
Tao-The very special birthday boy! (He's hoping for Gucci but, let's be honest, he'll probably just get some $10 dollar knock off.)
Kris-The tough as nails boss of EXO. He is also an amazing artist. (Kris? Can I get my $20 in cash? Oops. Sorry.)
Baekhyun-Your typical ray of sunshine ( see what I did there?! No? Okay...) Kidding! He's almost as bad as Chanyeol, but he gets high just as easily. Only on green jello.
Sehun-OH! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. He's one sassy diva, with nice legs.
Kai-A cocky little asdfghjkl. Yeah, it's either having a diva showdown with Sehun or sleeping. Take your pick. (He has an evil side too though...only when he's awake. But really, he sleeps 90% of the day away.)
D.O- The one angel mixed with a bajillion devils. (Joking! He's evil too. But only if you insult his cooking.)
Lay-Look! It's our piano playing unicorn! I'm serious. He is a unicorn. A freaking unicorn. Don't try saying he's not. (Okay, fine. He's not a unicorn. But he does have a for ponies! ^_^)
Chen-Your typical 20 year old man-child who is way too fond duct tape. (You don't want to know what he has done with that beautiful gray shiny tape.)
Xiumin-The oldest of the hooligans. (He enjoys Beyonce, like full out jammin') He also enjoys stealing Kris' 'secret' collection of dramas.
Luhan-....(can I just say he would make a fabulous girl?) OW! Sorry, Luhan! You're so manly. Your manly air just fills every room you enter. (Geesh, you hit hard.)
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