Joonmyeon had always lived a rather unpredictable life, like when his dog ate the frog in the water tank and ended up choking to death when he was fifteen.

Or when he had to dress up Misty from Pokemon for Halloween because his best friends, Kris and Jongdae, (although Jongdae was Joonmyeon's cousin twice-removed) took his original penguin costume when he was thirteen.

And there was also that time when he, age seventeen, tried to make geese near the gazebo at his cousin's wedding calm down- but failed because Jongdae pushed him into the water, thus making the geese get even more heated and bite not only his , but also jab Joonmyeon's left eye with its beak.

Then there was-

Well, you get the point.

It doesn't help when his life takes a turn in his second year of university- especially into a lamp post right in front of his supposed soulmate. 

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Yixing has always lived a rather organized life.

At least until university came. 

He could sigh dreamily as he remembered how much of a big shot he was in junior and senior year of high school, especially with the guys. He gained all the guys because he was ing hot.

And how much easier all the things he had to do were.

With brown bangs that covered his sparkly brown eyes, a cute nose, a nice pair of not-so thick yet not-so thin lips, and his ing beautiful set of dimples, who wouldn't want his fine piece of dancing ?

But then, the storm came. 

And by storm he means, university life.

To be completely honest, it was ing awesome. But all the he had to go through that wasn't fabulous food and air-conditioned dorms consumed him like a whale consumes a sea of shrimp.

And to add to it, Yixing became a hot mess after he called Joonmyeon, the redhead who hit his head on the lamp post after staring into his eyes, to ask him out on a date.