Tiffany Hwang has just woken up from a deep, deep slumber. That kind of slumber where she feels like she was just born, like a blank slate. Clueless of everything around her. The last thing she remembers was that pudding her mom made for her for recess.

 

"Ugh. Moooooom!"

 

As she looked around the white walls of the unknown room where she was at, she grew more conscious of the beeping sounds, the plain surroundings and that awful smell of a hospital room.

 

Did i just put myself into trouble again?

 

"Holy ."

 

"Hey, you're awake already?"

 

She heard a soft voice mutter beside her but didn't mind it. She was facing a dilemma on her own. She does not remember anything at all.

 

ing hell. I don't even remember my ing name.

 

"Fany, are you okay? Does it hurt?"

 

Oh right. That's my name! Fany. But isn't that something longer.

 

Holy ing crap. I can't remember.

 

"Stephanie.."

 

That's it! Stephanie. Damn.

 

She felt someone rubbing her arms.

 

Oh damn such smooth hands.

 

As Stephanie looked to her left, she had to do a double. Scratch that, a quadruple look at the lady beside her. She had to blink her eyes in order to clear her already clear vision.

 

"Damn."

 

"Tiff, are you okay?"

 

"Did the doctor send you?"

 

"What?"

 

And then the girl chuckled.

 

Damn that cute little laugh. Maybe i'm dead. Maybe i'm in heaven and this is an angel. . What about my dog.. i haven't fed my pooch yet. Oh my god. I dont wanna be dead.

 

"They kind of put something in you to lessen the pain. The doctor said it'll wear off in an hour. You should be sleeping right now, fany. I don't even know why you're awake."

 

"What?! Holy . So does that mean i'm alive?'

 

The girl chuckled again.

 

"Of course you are, fany fany. Are you hungry?"

 

And as if on cue, her stomach growled.

 

"Yeah."

 

"Here, eat some crackers."

 

The girl stood up to get some crackers from the table at the side of the room and Stephanie was just looking at her.. completely awed at the sight of this ravishing woman

 

"Hey miss, are you my nurse?

 

This time the girl was laughing and Stephanie was just staring at her. She was supposed to be mad because the girl was sort of mocking her but she just smiled at the laughing girl.. still scrutinizing the very pretty creature laughing. She was admiring how she had her eyes closed while letting out that girly giggle that sounds like music to her ears.

 

"No I am not your nurse, Stephanie Hwang. Now eat your crackers."

 

Before chewing her cracker Stephanie paused, open and all.

 

"You're the prettiest woman I have ever seen."

 

That earned her a hearty laugh from the woman.

 

"Are you from an idol group or something? I'm pretty sure i've seen your face on the tv or something. Sorry, I don't really remember anything right now. I don't even remember my name, well I now remember since you called me with my name."

 

"Just eat your crackers, Stephanie Hwang.", the lady was still giggling.

 

Steph started munching on the flavorless crackers while her mind still trying to remember her entire life which she kind of do not remember.

 

"Who are you then?"

 

"My name is Jessica."

 

She looked at the woman, still with a very puzzled look on her face.

 

"..and i'm your wife."

 

Woa.

 

Wait.

 

What?

 

Tiffany's eyes grew along with that formed a huge O.

 

"You're my wife?!?"

 

"Yes I am baby.", Jessica answered with a chuckle.

 

"Holy ."

 

Tiffany was still staring at the pretty woman, well now her pretty wife chuckling.

 

"Damn! We're married?!"

 

"Yes we are, Stephanie Hwang."

 

Tiffany started making faint weird sounds out from , still in complete and utter disbelief that the pretty woman she was gawking at was her wife this entire time.

 

"You're so pretty. Oh my god.  How come.  Oh good heavens.", Tiffany covered her eyes, she felt completely emotional in a split second. Like she needed to cry in total happiness because this woman was her wife.

 

Jessica was still laughing at Tiffany. The doctor has advised that she was still under the influence of the strong medicine they had to inject her for her operation. And well, that includes being high and all. Which was happening right now. She had watched all those videos about people getting anesthesia and not being under their right wits but this was completely not what she expected. But tiffany's reaction was nevertheless cute to her.

 

"You have got to be kidding me. Are you sure we're married?" Tiffany asked her while munching on the crackers like a kid.

 

"Yes we are, baby.", Jessica answered while caressing her forehead.

 

"Wow."

 

"Eat your crackers, baby. "

 

"How long have been married?"

 

"A couple of years. "

 

"Woah. That is long.", Tiffany answered while blinking slowly.. still staring at Jessica's face.

 

"Damn baby, You're so pretty. "

 

"Thank you. Now eat your crackers."

 

"I am so lucky I married you. Holy . I won the jackpot. Damn. You are so pretty."

 

"That is so sweet. Eat your crackers please."

 

"Do we have babies? Do we make babies?"

 

Okay now that made Jessica laugh out so ing loud.

 

"We kiss, right? Holy ing . I probably saved a whole nation.. scratch that.. the entire ing universe in my previous life."

 

"Tiff, please rest."

 

"Damn girl you so fine.", Tiffany started scanning Jessica's body from head to toe, then her eyes travelled back to Jessica's chest.

 

"Wow. Your chest. They're so huge. Can I touch them? I do touch them, right?"

 

Jessica was laughing non-stop. Okay that was definitely Tiffany's ert side talking. With or without medicines, she was still vocal about her admiration for Jessica's bumpy chest.

 

"No you may not touch them, Tiffany Hwang. Please finish your crackers then go back to sleep."

 

"No way that I am sleeping, I am so not done with you."

 

She reached out to wrap her left arm around Jessica's waist and pulled her in a little closer.

 

..and then Jessica felt Tiffany's left hand feeling up her rear.

 

"Damn you even have a nice ! Holy . I am the luckiest person in this planet. I have a ing hot wife. Hah!"

 

"Please go to sleep, hwang."

 

"Come 'ere baby, let me kiss you. "

 

"No! Go to sleep!"

 

..and then Tiffany's eyes went heavier by the second. 

 

 

"Baby.... i am so slee-.."

 

Her vision went blackout.

 

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Tiffany woke up from what she feels like was a deep and long slumber.

 

"Jessi? Baby?"

 

"Oh hey."

 

"Hi honey."

 

"Oh, you remember me now?"

 

"What are you saying? Of course I do."

 

And then Jessica started laughing, much to Tiffany's confusion.

 

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"So you're saying that even under the influence of medicines, I was still checking you out?"

 

"Pretty much."

 

"Woah."

 

"It's okay. It was kind of funny."

 

"I don't remember anything at all."

 

"Of course you don't."

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Okay now guise, please don't ask me anything medical because i am not a medical student. for the sake of jeti,, let us just say you've concluded that tiff was just high and she forgot everything for a while. Just watched a video of this man after surgery that forgot about his wife and then totally checked her out without knowing they're married off of somewhere and i can't stop thinking of jeti and then you've just finished reading what happened. lol. no hate. XD 

 

i ing miss jeti.