stage uno; presenting thyself.
how to be cool like me: a guide
stage one;
you encounter a fellow human being, you panic.
what should i do? you think to yourself.
ye, you guessed it!! introduce thyself.
route A;
totally random (and most likely hot) person: hi, you don't know me but let's be friends.
you: . . .starts to sweat profusely.
totally random (and most likely very confused now) person: hell no this chick's possessed i'm out#
results; bad ending. no friendship. you're going to di e alone.
now try using this:
oh my, what is this?
it's your brain, .
route B;
totally random (and most likely hot) person: hi, you don't know me but let's be friends.
you: why hello there! i'm [insert name here]! it's really nice to meet you. oh yeah, let's.
totally random (and totes happy) person: wow i like you. let's be biffles.
result: good ending!! now you both may proceed to link arms and twirl into the sunset!! yay.
congrats for completing this step! you earn a koujack. hell ya.
i'm proud of you mang.
you'll earn another chapter after i actually see you do this k ciao.
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