stage one;
you encounter a fellow human being, you panic.
what should i do? you think to yourself.
ye, you guessed it!! introduce thyself.
 

route A; 
totally random (and most likely hot) person: hi, you don't know me but let's be friends. 
you: . . .starts to sweat profusely.
totally random (and most likely very confused now) person: hell no this chick's possessed i'm out#

results; bad ending. no friendship. you're going to di e alone.

 

now try using this:


oh my, what is this?
it's your brain, .

route B;
totally random (and most likely hot) person: hi, you don't know me but let's be friends. 
you: why hello there! i'm [insert name here]! it's really nice to meet you. oh yeah, let's.
totally random (and totes happy) person: wow i like you. let's be biffles.

result: good ending!! now you both may proceed to link arms and twirl into the sunset!! yay.

 
congrats for completing this step! you earn a koujack. hell ya.
i'm proud of you mang.
you'll earn another chapter after i actually see you do this k ciao.