GLOBAL WE GOT MARRIED EPISODE 4 - LUHAN AND DARA PAIRING

“Okay, I’m just too excited for this one! Play it already!” Danny and Mi Sun shouted.

“Wooooow! Look at that car!” Ji Hye said.

“Ignore the car, look at that house!” Jung Min said.

The camera then showed a red jaguar car as well as the house. The gate then opened.

“WAAAAHHH!! That’s Thunder from MBLAQ! So Handsome! So that’s...” Ji Hye shouted.

“THE PARK’S HOUSE?! WOW DAEBAK!” Danny, Mi Sun and Jung Min said.

Thunder then welcomed them and they entered the house. Inside, they saw a garden and swings and even more cars.

Staff: Who owns those cars?

Thunder then looked at the garage and gestured them to follow him.

Thunder: The black mini cooper is originally Dara Noona’s but she gave it Durami. The black Range Rover is mine, the white one is well Big Noona’s the black jaguar is hers as well, and my mom loves walking instead so no cars for her.

“But there are still cars that are covered!” Danny said.

“You’re right!” Ji Hye said.

Staff: But there are still ones that are covered. Are those cars as well?

Thunder (smirks): Yes indeed. But you can’t see them yet. Those are Big Noona’s, let her show it to you guys later.

“I WANT TO SEE WHAT THOSE ARE!!” Danny and Mi Sun said.

“US TOO!!” Ji Hye and Jung Min said.

“Oww! Thunder’s Black Room Interview!” Ji Hye said.

--BLACK ROOM INTERVIEW—

Staff: What was the family’s first reaction when you heard that your Big Noona is participating in this show?

Thunder: Shocked and somewhat Happy at the same time. Shocked because Big Noona said she was shocked as well. Happy, well since it’s about time that she gets married. Kekekeke Kidding! As much as possible, I don’t want her to get married yet.

“He’s so protective of her. You can always feel their bond in this scenario.” Ji Hye said.

Staff: Why? But she’s 30 now.

Thunder: She is. But I want her to experience the fun of hanging out with friends and to meet other people since she was stripped with that privilege. But, seeing her have fun in the process I can let this one pass.

Staff: First impression to her virtual husband?

Thunder: Well, he looks young but I heard he’s a hyung in his group. He’s totally the opposite of what I’m expecting for her. When Lee Joon knew about this, he was angry and well, I was left speechless. Hearing what the rest of the Noona’s are saying, I think I’ll just have to wait and see what the outcome will be.

Staff: Any message for your brother-in-law?

Thunder (In Chinese) : Just make her happy and you’re good. If Chaerin has 21 big brothers, just don’t do anything that you’ll regret in the end. Even though this is a virtual marriage, I hope you take care of each other and treasure everything. I trust you not to hurt her but if you do, just make sure that I’m not watching.

---- END OF BLACK ROOM INTERVIEW---

“Omo! He speaks Chinese too?!” Mi Sun said.

“He’s scary!” Danny said.

“But still so handsome.” Ji Hye said whilst blushing.

Thunder then knocked on Dara’s room and the door opened slightly.

Thunder: Noona? Are you decent?

Dara: Waeyo!

Thunder: You have a date right? What the heck Noona it’s 6 PM already!!!

Dara: Too early!

Thunder: Yah!

Dara: I’m dressed, don’t worry aissh!

Meanwhile at the EXO Dorm..

“Omo! It’s Kris!” Ji Hye said.

“Stop that!” Danny said.

(In Chinese)

Kris: Help you, what is it for me?

Luhan: Just help me, Aish!

Kris: Why bother dress up? You know Dara Noona dresses casually. Just look for a plain shirt and jeans top it with a coat to keep you warm.

Luhan: That’s it?

Kris: As I said, Dara Noona doesn’t dress up unlike other girls. She wears what’s comfortable.

Luhan: You know her that much?

Kris: It’s called observant Luhan.

Then he slammed the door and left.

Luhan (smirks): Too bitter.

“Hahahaha. That was awesome!” Danny and Mi Sun said.

Back to the Park’s House

She passed the Garage but before she went out the gate.

Staff: Thunder showed us your cars and we saw the Jaguar outside.

Dara: Neh?

Staff: But, there are still the ones that are covered.

Dara: So?

Staff: What are those?

Dara: Cars.

“WHAT! SHE HAS MORE!!!” Danny said.

“LET US SEE IT!” Ji Hye and Jung Min said.

Dara: Fine.

The staff then followed Dara and she took the covers out.

“WHAAAAAAAAAATT?!!!” All of them said.

Staff: Daebak!

“YAAAAH!! WE DIDN’T SEE THE CARS!!!THAT’S UNFAIR!” All of them shouted.

EXO DORM

D.O: What are you wearing, hyung?

Luhan: Clothes.

Kai: But you’re going on a date with Dara Noona!

Luhan: Where in the world did you get the idea that it’s a date?

They all pointed to Chen who was currently eating and was smiling whilst looking in his phone.

Tao: He’s been like that all day. I think he’s talking to Bom Noona.

Chen (blushing): Am not!

Tao, Lay and Xiumin: Whatever.

Suho: Yah, hyung! Change!

Sehun: Don’t embarrass us! Go change!

Luhan: No! Manager-nim , we'll be late so let’s go.

The doorbell suddenly rang and Tao was the one who opened it. He came back, all pale.

Tao: You have a visitor, hyung.

Just then, Lee Joon and Thunder emerged.

Lee Joon: Impressive dorm. I heard you’ll be meeting Dara Noona later, right?

Kris and Sehun: Are you trying to scare Luhan?

Thunder: Don’t mind him, he’s just like that. I’m Cheundoong by the way.

He then extended his hands and all of the EXO members shook it. Lee Joon then followed and shook their hands.

Thunder: I just want to meet you in person, Luhan and to take Tao, Lay and Xiumin with us.

Lay, Tao and Xiumin: Waeyo?

Thunder : Bīngqílín (Ice Cream)

Lee Joon: Huh?

Tao: Wait, you speak Chinese?

Thunder nooded.

Lay: So Dara Noona....

Thunder: Is fluent with Chinese. Why are you guys pale? Did you tell her something bad in Chinese?

Xiumin: No.

Thunder: Then what?

Tao: Just shock. Look what Luhan hyung is wearing for their meet-up.

Lee Joon and Thunder then examined Luhan.

Lee Joon: You’re not serious, are you?!

Kris and D.O: TOLD YOU SO!

Thunder : Zhèngjīng (Decent). Noona is wearing the same.

EXO-M looked at him and Luhan smiled.

Luhan: Xie Xie.

He then went to manager-nim and left the dorm leaving Thunder and Lee Joon. Before the camera was gone, it captured Thunder pulling Tao away from the crowd.

“Waeyo! Why did Thunder pull Tao?” Ji Hye asked.

--BLACK ROOM INTERVIEW—

Staff: Why did Thunder pull you?

Tao(In Chinese): Oh, he just asked me something.

Staff: Is it something related to Dara?

Tao: Neh. He asked who are Chanyeol, Kris and Sehun.

Staff: Her fanboys.

Tao: Indeed.

Staff: What for?

Tao: So he can tell Dara Noona to stay away from them.

--END OF CONVERSATION—

“That was funny!” Danny and Mi Sun said.

The van stopped and someone opened the door. Luhan was puzzled and stayed inside the van.

“What’s going on?” Danny asked.

Just then, someone appeared with a mask covering half of her face.

Luhan: Who are you?

Mysterious person: Change of plan. Come with me.

Luhan: Why would I do that?

Just then another person with a mask appeared.

Mysterious person 2: You have no choice.

He then carried Luhan and covered his head with a bag.

“WHY AREN’T THEY DOING SOMETHING?!” Mi Sun and Jung Min said.

They all saw the manager laughing quietly and he closed the van’s door and rode in a different car.

“Those are some expensive cars.” Ji Hye said.

After some time

“Wait, is that Busan?” All of them asked.

One of the mysterious people took his mask once he alight the car.

“That’s...” Danny was about to finish what he was saying when Ji Hye said something.

“That’s Thunder.” Ji Hye said.

“Wait, that’s Tao, Lee Joon, Lay, and Xiumin!” Jung Min said.

Thunder : Wǒ lèile (I'm Tired)

Tao : Let’s find those Noonas.

Xiumin : Lú hàn zěnme yàng (What about Luhan)?

Lee Joon: What?

Lay: They said if what are we going to do with Luhan.

Lee Joon: Ah! Stop with the Chinese thingy! I’ll stay with him.

Xiumin and Lay looked at him.

Lay: Are you sure?

Lee Joon: Yes. Go already! So frustrating!

Lay, Xiumin then followed Tao and Thunder.

“Oh, they prepared something special for those two.” Ji Hye said while giggling.

“This is just daebak!” Jung Min said.

They continued watching and saw Luhan now walking but was blind folded.

Luhan (In Chinese): Where are you taking me?

Lee Joon: Stay still, will you! I won’t hurt you! Geez!!!

Lee Joon saw 2NE1’s CL, Minzy and Bom as well as Thunder, Lay, Tao and Xiumin signalling him to stop.

Lee Joon then released Luhan and walked lightly to in front.

Tao (In Chinese): Hyung, take the blindfold off.

Luhan then took it off and saw everyone in front of them.

“Wahhh! That’s daebak!” Jung Min said.

“They prepared.” Danny and Mi Sun said.

Luhan: What’s going on?

All of them: Surprise!

Luhan: This is Jjang!

CL: I know right? We thought it won’t work, thanks to Thunder for helping out. He thought about this scene and it worked!

Tao: As much as we want to stay, we can’t.

Xiumin and Lay: Your date, awaits.

Luhan: It’s not a date!

Bom: Chincha?! So we can stay!

CL and Minzy: OF COURSE NOT!

Bom: But he said..

CL: Well, she’s in that black car over there. Annyeong!

Luhan then nodded and went to the said car. He then tapped the window.

Dara: Annyeong Yeobo.

Luhan smiled and went inside the car.

Luhan: What’s all this Jagiya?

Dara: I heard there was a festival here in Busan and since it’s the time we should know each other, I think showing you my hometown is a great step don’t you think?

Luhan: That sounds fun.

“She’s so sweet! No wonder she has a lot of fanboys!” Ji Hye said.