"RUKI!"
"What Kai!?"
"Where's Reita!"
"Why?"
"That bastard drank my apple juice!!!!!!!!!!"
Ruki sighed as he suddenly heard a crash from the next room.
"Ow Kai, stop hitting me!!!"
"YOU DRANK MY JUICE YOU NOSELESS BASTARD!!!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A NOSELESS BASTARD YOU ERT!"
"Ow don't bite me!"
"Stop hitting my nose!"
"YOU HAVE NO NOSE!!!!!"
"GAAH Uruha! Aoi! Help!"
"Not even Mr.Hot-head or Gay-thighs can save you now!!!!"
"Ruki!"
"Chibi wouldn't daaare!!!!"
"He's right Reita, Kai's angry."
He heard a thump and saw Uruha's body fall infront of the door frame.
"NOOOOOO!!!" He shrieked as he saw him get dragged back.
"C'mon Uru, play Truth or Dare with me!!"
"No! You always make me choose dare!"
"When have i ever done that!?!?"
"When you shoved Kai's drumsticks up my-" He let out a muffled scream.
"Don't you let what has been done be spoken of!"
"What about my drumsticks!" Kai stormed in through, dragging unconcious Reita behind him.
"No Kai!" he heard Uruha shriek.
"What have you done with my drumsticks!"
"No don't touch my pantss!!! AAAAH!!!"
"Don't touch my Uru!!"
Ruki heard grunts, yelps and slapping. he sighed and went to the hall.
He saw Aoi on top of Uruha in an awkward position, with Kai's hands down his pants, and Reita unconsious in the corner.
"Okay, that's it, everyone around me is crazy." he said as he left the house...afraid of what would happen next.

He returned later and saw them all laying peacefully asleep in his bed...then went to go grab his mega phone and Miyavi...

He arrived with a more necesarry items than we needed. He had a bat, a rope, a frisbee and some makeup.
"You know we-"
"Shhhh...." he put his finger up to his lip and crept towards the bed. He applied make up to their faces. Kai was a cute little princess and Reita was a ganguro girl. Uruha was pantsless and Aoi was a kitty. We took plenty of pictures. He then tied all their ankles together with the rope and smiled his sly grin as he he backed away. He screamed into the mega phone and they all woke up at once. They screamed and yelled, and tried to run, at the sight of eachother, and being woken up so suddenly. but...since their ankles were tied... they all fell into a heap onto the ground, with Kai as the lucky surviver on the bed. Until he was also pulled down. I never understood...why they didn't realize what was happening, because they kept on trying to move, but kept falling on the ground. Miyavi smiled as he was watched with enjoyment as this repeated over the coarse of the next hour...but then, they finally saw what they looked like and Uru realised he was wearing no pants...or underwear, then hid himself from Aoi who looked like a hungry tiger. Kai began to strangle Reita because Kai was afraid of the ganguro girls.

I sighed  and walked out. I don't know why Miyavi had the bat, but then  I realized why when I heard more screaming and the sound of a bat hitting people. Miyavi then came out with a satified grin.
"Kai owed my 5 dollars..."
"Damnit Miyavi! Why the hell did you beat me for 5 dollars!!!" Kai screamed.
"It was worth it..and these photos are priceless." he gave me a lopsided grin, then saluted me as he left. i had to get new friends...

THE END!!!