Luhan is crazy and oblivious to love confessions (and is also a prophet, apparently), Sehun is the poor guy who is infatuated with Luhan (Being infected with the Luhan disease crosses him out from being normal and sane), Chen is obsessed with trolling everyone (his favourite target is Suho, but he has a penchant for annoying Kai as well), Kyungsoo has a kitchen complex (make a mess and thou shalt die by his hand), Tao's whole life revolves around Gucci and making Kris take out his credit card (Kai is secretly relieved that Tao will never turn to him for money), Kris tries and fails in not giving in to aegyo (and has anger management issues), Suho is too kind and is far too blinded by love (have you seen the pictures of Chen on his phone?), Baekhyun is the eyeliner-obsessed guy (and is as oblivious as Luhan), Chanyeol is Chen's best mate and has a crush on Baekhyun (the poor guy will probably never get laid), Xiumin is the adorable Baozi that doesn't look his age and is the cause of Kyungsoo's many headaches (stealing food from the kitchen will put you on Kyungsoo's black list), and Lay is the poor confused unicorn that Kai feels obliged to protect (because he just can't defend himself well enough).