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Rongmama: Guys, I'm worried...

Francesca: Yeah me too... It's been four hours since the guys last logged in o.o

Kkamjong: A minute of silence for the fallen...

Indian_Princess: Oh shut up oppa! >< They are not dead!

SonYeoshin: Thanks Hayoungie that needed to be done 

Kkamjong: You know you love me ;D

SonYeoshin: You seriously have issues -.-

BusanGirl: But seriously though...

BusanGirl: I feel as if we had just sent tributes to the hunger games ><

PuppyYeol: And that Yifan hyung is the capitol?

BusanGirl: Exactly!

D_O: The only difference is that no one is going to survive here...

Namjooney: Oh my god guys! Why are you being so pesimistic?! ><

D_O: Because it's Yifan hyung we are talking about...

Namjooney: Kim Freaking Jongdae cannot die so soon!! ><

Bomrilla: Aww look at her, she is worried :3

Namjooney: I'm not! 

Bomrilla: Sure...

Namjooney: I was just saying...

Rongmama: But wait, aren't you worried about your princess, Bbom? :o

Bomrilla: Nah ^^

Bomrilla: He'll be fine

Indian_Princess: Lovely...

Rongmama: Indeed...

 

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JustKris: Finally got my phone back!

JustKris: Whoever dares to lay their hands on my phone once again will suffer the consequences!!

BaconBoy: O.O

Rongmama: Hey Yifan, care to share what you did to the boys?

JustKris: First of all I'd like to know why you call me just Yifan, I'm still older than you, you know?

Rongmama: Well I know that very well Mr. I'm older than you Wu, I just do it because you, Joonmyun and I are leaders so we should treat each other equally

Rongmama: Now speaking of my boyfriend... where is he?

BaconBoy: Now I know why you guys say that Chorong noona is scary o.o

PuppyYeol: I wouldn't get in this conversation if I were you Baek...

Rongmama: Wise words

JustKris: Well, I couldn't let them spill my secrets, so...

BusanGirl: So?

JustKris: I just took care of them ^^

BaconBoy: What do you mean you took care of them? O.o

JustKris: I just did what I had to ;)

PuppyYeol: Wait, does that mean you are going to go solo? Since you got rid of 5 Exo M members... o.o

Kkamjong: Then can I be K's new leader? ^^

Francesca: Seriously guys? -.-

Bomrilla: Half Exo had just disappeared and you talk about that?

Namjooney: Oh, look who is worried now ^^

Bomrilla: Well, the guy has just said he 'took care of them', that pretty much change things :o

Indian_Princess: But seriously Yifan oppa... what did you do to the guys?

JustKris: Like I said... I did what I had to

JustKris: Bye ;)

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Kkamjong: I told you guys! ><

Kkamjong: We have a murderer in our dorm!

PuppyYeol: Yah! Aren't you more concerned about the fact that we may have to hide 7 bodies in our dorm?!!

BusanGirl: You guys are seriously heartless ><

BaconBoy: Well, if Yifan hyung did kill them then there's nothing we can do about it ^^

D_O: Hey, but I'm pretty sure the 7 bodies can fit very well in Yifan hyung's closet

Bomrilla: What? O.O

SonYeoshin: So exactly how big is his closet? o.O

D_O: Have you not seen how many outfits that guy has? 

Bomrilla: I actually thought Luhan had more outfits than him ><

BusanGirl: Yeah me too... I actually imagined Luhan oppa had the biggest closet...

Namjooney: Or Zitao oppa... but not Yifan oppa O.o

Rongmama: I do imagine Yifan's closet though...

Rongmama: Full of plushies...

Kkamjong: Hahaha! That's very close to reality noona xD

Indian_Princess: But is it really that big? :o I mean you said 7 bodies could perfectly fit there

PuppyYeol: It definitely can...

Kkamjong: You girls should seriously pay a visit to our dorm one day and see for yourselves

Namjooney: We should really

Indian_Princess: I'm curious about what Sehun oppa hides in his room...

BusanGirl: Maybe he hides bubble tea xD

Indian_Princess: And then Minseok oppa hides baozis? 

BusanGirl: Maybe? :)

Rongmama: But hey Sehun shares a room with Joonmyun, so I'm curious as well...

BusanGirl: He probably hides an endless amount of pictures of you

Rongmama: That would be disturbing ><

SonYeoshin: Hey, but don't you have like a gazillion of posters of Rain oppa?

Rongmama: That's different! >//<

Namjooney: Can you imagine what kind of wicked things Jongdae oppa may be hiding in his closet? :o

Indian_Princes: An endless amount of pranks I'm sure...

BusanGirl: But maybe he is a softie and hides pandas in there ;)

D_O: That would most definitely be Tao

Bomrilla: Wait, real pandas? :o

PuppyYeol: He wanted real ones... we told him he couldn't have them

Bomrilla: Oh 

Namjooney: I can imagine Yixing oppa's room decorated with unicorns though xD

SonYeoshin: But that wouldn't be possible ... since whoever shares a room with him wouldn't allow that :o

SonYeoshin: Unless that person is Luhan oppa...

Bomrilla: Do you guys really view my boyfriend in such a girly way?

BusanGirl: Well...

Bomrilla: Ok, don't answer that xD

Francesca: Erm Guys...

SonYeoshin: What? :o

Francesca: You are kind of getting off topic again ><

Francesca: A kind remminder that your boyfriends might have been killed

Bomrilla: Oh ><

BusanGirl: Well, I don't have a boyfriend ^^

BaconBoy: And you say we are the heartless ones...

Rongmama: But Yookyung is right though... we should really do something ><

Francesca: Finally! I was starting to get worried about you girls

BaconBoy: So, what do we do now? :o

 

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Bomrilla: Finally!

Rongmama: Where have you guys been? :o

D_O: What did Yifan hyung did to you?

Kkamjong: More importantly... what's Yifan hyung's secret?

Unicornlay: We shall never speak of what happened

Baozi: Let's just pretend nothing happened ^^

SonYeoshin: Wait, what? 

Indian_Princess: Why don't you tell us? ><

ohmaknae: We are perfectly fine ^^

BusanGirl: Come on guys, he is not even online! It's safe to tell us...

GuardianAngel: He has eyes everywhere...

Rongmama: Really? Are you guys going to be like this now? 

Bomrilla: Yeah, after we worried so much about you...

Namjooney: Says the girl who wasn't worried at first

Bomrilla: Hush it! ><

DeerLu: Something more important than our lives is at risk...

Francesca: And what could be that? 

PandaTao: Our deepest secrets are in the hands of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

PuppyYeol: Lord Voldemort? o.O

PandaTao: Yifan ge ge! ><

Unicornlay: You said his name!! ><

Indian_Princess: Don't you think you are being a little too dramatic? :o

ohmaknae: Not at all

Namjooney: How did it turn that way anyway? :o

Troll_King: When he found out that we took his phone...

ohmaknae: He really went mad... like, really really mad

DeerLu: And somehow managed to steal our phones...

GuardianAngel: And said that if we spilled his secrets...

Baozi: He would spill ours...

PuppyYeol: What could be so bad? :o

PuppyYeol: I mean... don't we know everything about each other? o.O

PandaTao: Do we really?

Kkamjong: Ok... now I don't want to know ><

BaconBoy: But seriously though... now that you have spoken, can't you tell us his secret? :o

D_O: Yeah, I mean... this whole ordeal was to get that secret in the first place, wasn't it?

Unicornlay: We shall never speak of that secret...

Rongmama: Oh come on, tell us already! ><

GuardianAngel: Should we? :o

Baozi: Is it safe?

ohmaknae: I don't know... but I'm scared... ><

PandaTao: Ok, I can't take this anymore! ><

 

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PandaTao: I'm going to spill the beans!

PandaTao: Yifan gege was giggling and smiling over his phone because he was chatting with his mom!!

Bomrilla: Wait, what? o.O

BusanGirl: So, we went through all this for that? 

Unicornlay: That's not all the story...

Baozi: Yeah, Yifan was asking his mom to buy him a new plushie

Rongmama: Like that surprises me, really...

GuardianAngel: An Alpaca plushie

Troll_King: Yeah, apparently hyung thinks Ace needs a sibling...

ohmaknae: And he got excited because his mom said she would send him an Alpaca 

DeerLu: Yeah not exactly sure if Ace will have a sister or a brother, but an Alpaca it is...

SonYeoshin: Ok... o.O

Bomrilla: That's weird but...

Namjooney: Not exactly the kind of secret we were expecting to hear...

Indian_Princess: Yeah, we kind of thought he was secretly dating someone ><

Kkamjong: Well he wants a sibling for Ace, doesn't that count as dating? If you know what I mean xD

SonYeoshin: That's disturbing -.-

BusanGirl: You are a weirdo, Jongin...

Namjooney: All of them are 

 

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JustKris: So, I found out you guys spilled my secret!!

JustKris: So your secrets aren't safe with me anymore!

Unicornlay: Not like they were before anyway o.o

JustKris: I'll start with your secret...

BaconBoy: :o

JustKris: Do you know what Yixing hides behind his After School's posters?

Bomrilla: What? :o

Troll_King: Wait, he owns After School's posters? I didn't know ><

JustKris: -.- The point is...

JustKris: He hides posters of unicorns

Namjooney: I knew it! :D Unicorns everywhere!

Unicornlay: In my defense! Those posters were given by fans!! ><

PuppyYeol: It's too late to make excuses

JustKris: Ok, let's move on... 

JustKris: Did you guys know Luhan actually owns a diary?

Indian_Princess: Ok...

Bomrilla: So what kind of embarrassing entries did you read in his diary? ;D

JustKris: Actually I haven't seen it, but he does write a few entries in his phone and he wrote in one that he once dreamt he was a princess and that you had to rescue him

DeerLu: Stop it! >//< It's not like I wanted to dream that!!

PandaTao: So he does dream of being a princess xD

Bomrilla: xD

JustKris: Ok, let's now continue with you Tao...

PandaTao: T.T

JustKris: Did you guys know that Tao is a big fan of One Direction? 

BaconBoy: Nothing about him surprises me anymore... 

JustKris: And that he had created a lot of youtube accounts just to comment on the videos? 

D_O: I guess that's what every hardcore fan does? O.o

JustKris: Not only that, but he also uses those accounts to comment on our videos and praise himself

GuardianAngel: No wonder why I saw so many comments about him in the mvs :o

JustKris: And do you guys know Joonmyun's biggest secret?

Rongmama: Oh, I want to know

JustKris: Well he is so boring that his biggest secret is that his phone wallpaper is a picture of you -.- 

BusanGirl: Ha! I knew it! xD

GuardianAngel: >//<

JustKris: Oh and his ringtone is your part in Hush ;D

Rongmama: Don't know what to say... but I feel flattered ^^

Namjooney: Yifan oppa has just turned into Gossip Girl O.o

ohmaknae: And we coincidentally have a song named xoxo

SonYeoshin: He makes the perfect Gossip Girl...

Kkamjong: I'm kind of relieved I wasn't dragged into that mess...

D_O: I'm actually glad that for once we didn't do anything stupid

PuppyYeol: Yeah, me too

BaconBoy: Me three

BusanGirl: I actually would have wanted to know those two idiots' deepest secrets

JustKris: Everyone in this chatroom knows their biggest secret -.-

ohmaknae: We already had this conversation, not everyone knows! ><

JustKris: Still...

JustKris: Anyway, I shall continue spilling secrets...

Troll_King: Damn it! I thought I was safe now ><

JustKris: Then I should continue with you...

Troll_King: ><

JustKris: Jongdae has hacked into every single one of Exo's phone at least once and sent embarrassing pictures of you to your contacts!

Baozi: Yah! Is that for real?!! ><

BaconBoy: So it was you who embarrassed me with that picture that was sent to Taeyeon noona?!! ><

Unicornlay: Yeah, now I remember that I once received a message from Henry sunbaenim saying I sent him a weird picture of me! ><

GuardianAngel: You are dead now Jongdae!! ><

PuppyYeol: Yeah, say goodbye to your boyfriend, Namjoo!!

Namjooney: I guess Kim Freaking Jongdae can die young after all...

Troll_King: Aren't you going to defend me? T.T

Namjooney: No, because you once hacked into my account once as well, remember?!

Troll_King: Yah! Are you happy now Yifan hyung? ><

JustKris: Not quite yet, I'm not finished :)

Baozi: ...I guess I'm next? :(

JustKris: You guessed correctly Baozi...

Baozi: Say it already and spare me the embarrassment...

JustKris: You'll be embarrassed anyway...

JustKris: So did you guys know that when Minseok is alone in the dorm, he likes to sing girlbands' songs?

Troll_King: Hey, Baek does that all the time... it's not that big of a secret

JustKris: Not in the shower...

ohmaknae: Ok, that's weirder but still not that embarrassing...

JustKris: And what if I told you there is a video on his phone of him singing and dancing to gee around the dorm?

BaconBoy: I'd say we need to get that phone! ><

Baozi: Yah! We have enough of stealing phones already!!! ><

JustKris: So, the lesson was learned?

Troll_King: Definitely

ohmaknae: So, that means you'll spare me? :D

JustKris: Don't even dream on that maknae, your secret is actually the most embarrasing one!

Bomrilla: What can actually be more embarrassing than Luhan oppa's secret? :o

DeerLu: Yah! T.T

JustKris: So, do you guys remember our guessing game in which Sehun was Prince Phillip?

Indian_Princess: Wait, so did you actually found out Sehun watched the movie many times? :o

JustKris: It's not that

ohmaknae: Noo, you don't have to tell them that T.T

JustKris: Too late...

JustKris: Sehun was actually on a school play when he was 12...

BusanGirl: So... he was chosen to play Prince Phillip in a Sleeping Beauty play?

JustKris: Nope

Indian_Princess: I don't get it then :o

JustKris: He wasn't chosen to play Prince Phillip

JustKris: ... he was chosen to play Sleeping Beauty

Indian_Princess: ...

BusanGirl: O-M-G

Francesca: That explains a lot of things...

BaconBoy: HAHAHHAHAH

Troll_King: OMG Sehuna!!

ohmaknae: Jerks! -.-

DeerLu: So you made fun of me all this time saying that I always dreamt of being a princess when you actually were one once?!!!!

ohmaknae: I was 12!! >< 

ohmaknae: And I didn't chose to be Sleeping Beauty!! They chose me!

Indian_Princess: I still don't know what to say...

ohmaknae: Hayoung ah T.T

JustKris: I'm done now ^^

Kkamjong: I'm safe!! :D

JustKris: Yeah, for now...

Kkamjong: ...

ohmaknae: A kind reminder that the one who suggested the idea of stealing your phone was Bomi noona...

Bomrilla: Yah!! You are a traitor Oh Sehun ><

ohmaknae: And that Jongin, Bacon hyung, Chanyeol hyung and Kyungsoo hyung accused you of being a murderer

PuppyYeol: YAH!!

BaconBoy: You are evil!! ><

JustKris: They spilled my secrets, so I told theirs... now since you four thought I was a murderer then I think I might actually become one, don't you think?

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JustKris: Always works ^^

Troll_King: It's not funny, hyung ><

JustKris: I find it amusing :)

Indian_Princess: I still can't over the fact that Sehun oppa was Sleeping Beauty...

ohmaknae: T.T

Bomrilla: And that Luhan oppa dreamt of being a princess xD

DeerLu: T.T

Francesca: But I think nothing outstands the Alpaca plushie's secret...

SonYeoshin: I agree ^^

JustKris: No one can find out about that! ><

Baozi: I think the entire fandom knows about your obsession with plushies anyway...

Rongmama: Seriously guys... you are the weirdest...

Francesca: Yeah, I seriously wonder if every boy band is like that ><

Namjooney: Probably not...

BusanGirl: Ladies and gentleman, this is EXO