i'm captain levi of the scouting legion. i've been told that you brats are curious about me and i'm made to introduce myself and answer your stupid questions. what a waste of time. first things first, wash your filthy hands. god, didn't they teach you anything about hygiene in preschool? also, don't inconvenience me. if you do, i can't say that i'd like you very much. i don't like quiet, but silence is better than the yakking of talkative people. tch. i don't know what else you want from me, but i'll just warn you once: you dare mention my height, and i will not hesitate to slice off your big pair of balls, only to make you swallow them whole. am i clear?

ooc: my apologies if i scared you, i didn't mean to. (levi's twisted personality is so easy to get into bahaha.) i swear, i'm not as terrifying as i seem.

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