Jessica had constructed a list of characteristics and qualities her future husband should have. Her list is as follows:

1. Said future husband cannot be too tall.
2. Said future husband has to be older than her. Preferably two to three years older.
3. Said future husband cannot be trendier than her.
4. Said future husband cannot ever dye his hair (unless he has reached the age of 60, in which he needs to get rid of his grey hairs).
5. Said future husband needs to be able to catch and kill cockroaches.

(Very unfortunate for Kris, he doesn’t qualify all five points.)

This story is written for: Karma's First One-shot Contest

Prompts:

Character: B2ST's Hyunseung
Genre: Romance
Thing: A bat
Line: "Back off!"
Event: Doing Laundry

A/N: A story for my OTP. There's not enough krissica stories around :[