Dragons And Hyukjae

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A/N 1 – Imagine Harry Potter, where he goes to duel with the dragon during the triwizard tournament. But of course, it’s nothing like that :)

A/N 2 – Sorry I am reposting this. I didn’t realize that I posted the draft version before….slight changes made to it

 

Hyukjae huffs as he walks out the stupid tent to do a stupid duel with some stupid mysterious creature that he did not even know of. Stupid headmasters and their stupid unbendable rules. It wasn’t his fault that he and Donghae had been playing around and somehow that stupid old cup which doubled as a stupid fireplace, chose him.

 

Hmph!

 

He didn’t even want to duel some stupid creature. He just wanted to go kick his stupid boyfriend for being…well…stupid.

 

He pulled his black robes harshly as he stomped forward, wand in hand and eyes glaring forward – he looked nothing but cute honestly. “Where is the damn mythical creature? Come out already so I can defeat you and go to the Crusty Cauldron and boogy to the Super Wizards and dance ily with my best friends Donghae and Heechul and make that stupid brat jealous for cancelling on our date for the umpteenth time.” – it had been only three times actually.

 

He raised his eyebrows at the huge ball of ugliness in front of him, smoke spiraling from its snout as it exhaled. It had coarse leathery hide, sharp claw like talons and a line of spike like things on this back. Sharp jagged teeth lined the inside of its mouth and he looked further up, looking it straight in the eye. Big yellow eyes looked at him as he glared harder, nose scrunching up and lips pouting furiously.

 

Okay well…it wasn’t that ugly…it was quite handsome actually.

 

He could also hear collective gasps from the audience (sadistic students who thought he was going to get mauled and were here to see it happen live. Well they had another thing coming if they thought Lee Hyukjae was going to let a stupid lizard come scare him…even if he was handsome!)

 

“Yah! Hyukjae! Get away from that! It’s a dragon!”

 

Hyukjae huffed once again as he flailed and turned towards his prefect boyfriend. “No its not! It’s a stupid oversized iguana who swallowed a smoking charm!” he flailed his hands at the dragon who also had consequently, somehow raised, an eyebrow at the flaming haired mage. (Imagine Siwon. Yes the dragon is Siwon…so imagine it – You see the humor now?? Trololololol)

 

“Hyukjae! I told you not to play near that Phoenix goblet. Now see what you got yourself into?!” Kyuhyun scolded, exasperated at his seemingly clueless boyfriend who just rolled his eyes at him.

 

“Well I wouldn’t have been playing there in the first place if you didn’t leave me alone after cancelling oh our date, lord knows how many times, to go gallivant with the stupid prefects at the stupid prefect’s chamber where only stupid prefects were allowed.”

 

“It was an important meeting! Am I supposed to say no to the headmaster and the headboy?”

 

“You don’t seem to have a problem saying to no to me, who by the way is your boyfriend!!” Hyukjae ed as he poked Kyuhyun painfully with his index finger as he grounded out each word. “They of course, are always more important!”

 

“I am a prefect. I have to do those things. It’s my responsibility!!!” Kyuhyun yelled, wanting to smack his boyfriend who now hand his arms crossed at his chest and puffy lips almost dislodged from his face in the epic-ness of his pout.

 

“Oh…and I don’t have priority? Well you go see if the headmaster and that sniveling Headboy Leeteuk will sleep with you next time you feel ,” Hyukjae yelled backed, harrumphing as he flicked his hair, not caring at all that their voices were amplified and a stadium full of students, teachers,

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ReadRealize #1
Chapter 4: i can't stop laughing with their description on siwon haha
KiwiPrincess #2
Chapter 5: I can't imagine Zhoumi as a dwarf..haha..the stories are soooo funny, i like it.. XD
Riddlemeidle #3
Chapter 1: I really love how you write this Harry Potter AU with Kyuhyuk, your fairy tale one shot are my favorite. Great job with Prefet!Kyu and a frustrated Hyukie and oh dear dragon! Siwon FTW!
Ami_SuJuElf
#4
Chapter 5: Oh my God, mirror Siwon is ing and Hyukie..... I can't even imagine him in this attitude. Hahaha...
anayuli
#5
Chapter 5: this is so funny and of adorableness....^^

thanks for sharing this....<333
bonbon_0127
#6
Chapter 5: Hehe, I love this shot. An evil trainee wizard and an innocent plus arrogant prince kkk
The part Heechul falling off the thrown is brilliant haha
And it is sad because Leeteuk prevented Kyu from making the pregnant spell but after he tried doing it the normal way, who knows? XD
SilverBlueJewel
#7
Chapter 5: This gave me a good laugh. Like Siwon as the mirror with his like speech and like he needs his beauty sleep because Hyuk keep on like bugging him every hour.

And then Heechul fall off his throne twice because of Hyukjae's yelling and wanted to marry someone he didn't know.

Then Kyuhyun making up about the charmed apple to make Hyukjae fall for him but didn't realize it worn out only after 8 hour. He's also making a potion to make Hyuk pregnant even they were just got married. He's afraid Hyuk might leave him if he's not under the spell anymore so wanted to tied him up with a baby.

Lastly Hyukjae the narcissist princess like prince but kind and adorable and cute and beautiful who fall for the handsome sneaky young warlock under the charm but since it didn't last long, he might also really like Kyuhyun even before he took a bite of the apple.

This totally made my day. Short but good and funny. I enjoyed reading it. Thank you for sharing this. And sorry if i'm blabbering in the comment hihi ^^
Panda-Hero
#8
Chapter 5: lol, so funny :D I was hoping another crazy tale would appear. thanks a lot! :)
hyonalee14 #9
Chapter 5: hyuk you shouldn't eat that apple, he drugs you ㅋㅋㅋ
but it's okay because he's kyuhyun :D
by the way, so, kyuhyun is hyukjae's drawf's son? because leeteuk is one the 7 dwarfs..
bemybaby_love #10
Chapter 5: I love your stories.. Poor hyuk, eating the apple not to get old but actually eat the love cast apple kyu make.. Kekeke..

Thanks for the lovely story!!