Alcohol Tolerance

Alcohol Tolerance (Translated Fanfic)

 ….in a crowded city,

 

 ...in a magnificent house,

 

 ...and at a dreamy garden (it's dreamy alright but since it's raining season, the mosquitoes population is more than the number of people here)

 

 -Muah ha ha ha...it's been a long time since we had a real vacation - Taeyeon laughs out loud with Jessica, Yuri and Sooyoung cleaning the dining table

 

 -Yah Kim Taeyeon, cut off that un image-like laughter or else - from the grill, Sunny crunches her nose, showing a fist toward Taeyeon while Tiffany, Yoona and Hyoyeon giggle at her frowning face

 

 -Short Tae, your wife is getting this violent everyday ? - Yuri whispers

 

 -It's not that she's getting more violent everyday - Sooyoung teases

 

 -It's just that the rabbit has came out of its cover after walking out of the church after the wedding ha ha - Jessica laughs out loud while crazily slapping the poor victim next to her uncontrollably

 

 -Yah, Sica baby ah, you're hurting me - Yuri says with tears glitter in her eyes

 

 -Her...sorry cutie Yul - Jessica touches Yuri's cheek in the way she always does

 

 -It's alright, you touch my cheek and I'm not hurt anymore - Yuri smiles happily, not even noticing a dark cloud is coming…

 

 -Lovely Kwon Yuri, Yul looks so happy - a death intoxicated voice

 

 -Of course ha ha, who wouldn't be when being taken care of by a beauty - the tanned girl just simply be happy, not knowing what's going on

 

 -Well then tonight, I'll "take care" of Yul nicely

 

 -Ow ow ow...it hurts !!! - turns out the owner of the "sweet" voice is none other than Yoona….and Yuri is now groaning as she caresses the ears that are turning red because of Yoona's two powerful fingers

 

 -Ha ha...serves you right ! - Sooyoung bursts out laughing when witnessing this devastating scene but…

 

 -Sooyoung ah, your smile looks adorable - once again, Jessica uses her beauty skill, puts her hands on Sooyoung's cheeks

 

 -Her...are you serious ? - and the latter just flew up cloud nine from the soft touch of Jessica's hand

 

 -I'm serious, but I like your crinkled face when being punished by Hyo better - Jessica smiles satisfactorily when another "black cloud" appears behind Sooyoung's back

 

 -Yah Choi Sooyoung, your wife is working hard to prepare the food and you're having an affair with the neighbor ?!?!?!

 

 -Her...wifey...Soo...didn't… - Sooyoung gulps

 

 -Yeah right, dare to deny when I see it with my own eyes...fine...then tonight...ah no...this week and next week...you're not allowed to have midnight snacks - Hyoyeon says then walks away without a glance at the astounding expression of the shikshin

 

 -Sica ah...you're so evil - Taeyeon whispers

 

 -Ha ha...I'm just teasing them for fun, besides, I know only the people who love each other so much get jealous like that - Jessica smiles proudly

 

 -And Jessi, the reward for this game is sleeping on the sofa tonight - Tiffany sweetly whispers into the person that is having a shocked expression's ear

 

 -Her...why honey ?

 

 -Because Jessi is a family happiness destroyer

 

 -Come on baby...Jessi was wrong...please forgive this poor Jessi…

 

 -Haiizzzz how can I say no to this face - Tiffany couldn't help herself, reaches out her hands to caress Jessica's pouty cheeks lovingly

 

 -Yah ! Are you two...rubbing on our wounds ?!?! - SooRi speaks at the same time

 

 -Hi hi...sorry, now help us get the food out, I know the girls won't really punish you guys - Tiffany shows off her eye smiles, unintentionally melting the 4's soft hearts

 

 -Yah...why are you looking at my wife like that ? - Jessica says as she pushes Tiffany away from her friend's looks, not without sending a glare at them

 

……

 

 -Let's cheers to our SoShi corporation just got a successful project, and also to this rare and short vacation, cheers !!!! - Jessica toasts, not forgetting to wrap her arm around Tiffany's waist for the sake of protecting her possession in front of those eyes

 

 -Cheers !! - they toast happily and start a warm meal

 

….

 

 ...a while later…

 

 -Jessi ah, don't drink too much - Tiffany pats Jessica's back

 

 -It's okay...huk...today...is a special...huk...day...wi...huk...fey - Jessica smiles

 

 -Stop drinking Yul, your face is all red - Yoona tries to stop Yuri from pouring more wine

 

 -It's alright ha ha...Yul isn't drunk...let's drink some more - Yuri says with her nose voice (you know the cute voices)

 

 -Soo ah, you're drinking too much - Hyoyeon wipes the wine stain on Sooyoung's color

 

 -It's okay...Soo isn't drunk yet...Sica, Yul, Taetae, cheers !! - Sooyoung tries to grab the wine bottle with one eye opens, one eye closes

 

 -Taeyeon, stop drinking already - Sunny also tries to stop Taeyeon from gulping it all down

 

 -Sunny Bunny, you are...drunk...Tae...isn't...drinking wine...Tae...is drinking….milk muah ha ha ha ha

 

 ….

 

 ...while Tiffany, Sunny, Hyoyeon and Yoona clean up the dining table, in the JeTi's house living room

 

 -Cheers ! - Sooyoung says as she holds the tea cup high in the sky

 

 -Ran out of milk - Taeyeon flips the cup upside down to see if there's another drop

 

 -Y...huk...Yuri...huk...you huk can flirt me...huk...but you can’t...look at my huk Fany...with that...huk...look just now alright ? - Jessica presses her friend's cheeks hard

 

 -Sica baby ah...you're so drunk ha ha...I wasn't looking at Fany...I was looking at her ha ha ha - Yuri tries to get Jessica's hands off her face

 

 -Yah...you dare...huk...look at my wife's - Jessica pinches Yuri's nose harshly

 

 -Because Fany's is so nice...that's why I looked ha ha ha ha - Yuri swings her hands in the air

 

 -Uhm ha...you have...huk...a point...Fany's is very huk y huk ha ha

 

 -Yah...my is nicer - Taeyeon pats her own

 

 ….

 

 -Haiizzz if I knew this would happened, I wouldn't let them drink alcohol - Sunny whines

 

 -My Yul can't drink much - Yoona sulks

 

 -My Jessi too - Tiffany shakes her head

 

 -Those guys only drank 2 cups for peace sake, I swapped the wine bottle with a bottle of syrup - Hyoyeon furrows her eyebrows

 

 -Ha ha...no wonder why I didn't get drunk. And I drank a lot - Sunny crunches her nose

 

 -Me too - Tiffany widens her eyes

 

 -I felt it strange too - Yoona joins in

 

 -Yah, don't speak like you can drink so little...their bottle is the syrup and our bottle is the real deal - Hyoyeon raises her tone

 

 -Her...so inclusion, our alcohol tolerance are quite high hi hi - Sunny laughs ungracefully

 

 -On the contrary...the seobangs can't even finish the 3rd shot - Hyoyeon shakes her head

 

 -Let's go inside to clean up and check on them...standing here for another minute and I think something will happen in there

 

 -I think something has already happened unnie

 

 …..

 

 -Gom saemari ka han jib aeisso appa gom (this is the 3 bears song) - Yul stands on the sofa, dancing crazily

 

 -Omma gom...aegi gom - Sooyoung also joins in

 

 -My is nicer - Taeyeon is in the middle of an argument with Jessica

 

 -Fany's ...huk...is nicer...don't believe me...I'll ask my...mom...she'll know… - Jessica immediately pulls out her phone to call the Jung queen

 

 …

 

 -Umma

 

 -Hey kitty, why call me so late ?

 

 -Umma ah...huk...is it true...that...my wife's is the...huk...best huk ?

 

 -Yah Jessica, have you been drinking ?

 

 -Just a...huk...little umma...but answer me...my wife's ...is the...huk best...right huk ?

 

 -Put down your phone and go to sleep now, or else umma is making Krystal and Sulli move in to your house

 

 -Her...hi hi...stop joking around umma...huk...I love umma the most...huk...bye bye pretty umma…

 

 …..

 

 -Yah, what did your mother say ?

 

 -Umma said...my wife's...huk......is...the huk...best, no...one can...huk...compare...huk 

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Jeti48 #1
Chapter 1: It's hillariaous .... Hahahhaha i totally enjoy it...
sheinzhei
#2
Chapter 1: Hahaha >< taeyeon and jessica argument is so epic ,hahaha all about butts x))) jessica is so byun .lol

wHooOooo JeTi ^^
eyelovegg
#3
Chapter 1: Hahahaahahaa this is so cute x)))))))
Jessi asked her Umma that is super lol! Hahahahaha! And making JungLi come to that house, awwww <333
The more the merrier, Mrs. Jung! X)
PlayerHwang
#4
Chapter 1: Byun jessie is byun byun double byun hahaha
she even asked her mom
jessjung_dew
#5
Chapter 1: hHhha. Very good!!! I love that story.



There will be more?
JeTiLoveJeNy
#6
Chapter 1: Huuuuuuhh sooo they weren't like realllyy drunk?!... sucha playa that Jung! Poor ma innocent cuties! And lol at JungLi being mentioned! LOVE ACE! <3<3<3
SSnowwy #7
Chapter 1: I really want to read but after only a few lines, I have to stop. The overall form of the text is so... dense, clumsy. It makes my head hurt. I'll try again maybe on mobile.
AsukaEnergetic
#8
Chapter 1: Jessi......what EXACTLY is going on with ya?!! O_O being a FLIRT with others so they'll get punished by their wives and being even MORE CRAZY when DRUNK XD
Poor poor ma LOVELY HOOD OPPOSITE WIVES >~<

FUNNY ONESHOT
JheiSii137 #9
Chapter 1: ahaha tae what did you do to your buddy?? hahha yJessi xD
JeTiLoVe #10
Chapter 1: lol.. jessi is a family happiness destroyer.. flirt with soori.. hahhah..
drunk and byun seobangs is the best.. poor their wife..

nice!!