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Ask Shinhwa -- Interactive FAKE Advice Column
Ms. Snow, a city girl in her mid-20s, submitted this problem to ASK SHINHWA:
I am feeling stressed at office due to tense office politics. I work long hours and I'm underappreciated (in fact, my colleagues take advantage of me because I'm the youngest and most experienced in the office).
Please give me your advice, Prince Hyesung and Prince Dongwan.
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*As requested: Handsome pictures of WanSyung*
Dongwan "Magic Fingers" Kim:
You're tense? Come closer, Ms. Snow, I know how to ease all your tension away. I am very good with my hands. *wink-wink* I will give you a massage for free! If you need references, call Eric. I have performed Shiatsu massage on him before. If you want a visual demonstration, check this out.
Hyesung "Little Prince" Shin:
Prince Hyesung? *shy giggle* Really? At my age, you still think I'm a prince? I like you. You're really honest. *giggles again* I mean, you're too kind. Let me see... your colleagues are not respecting you. Why don't you apply to Shinhwa Company? Are you good in English? We are hiring proofreaders to stop our fans from making fun of our translations. Please send your application letter and resume to [email protected]. Make a note that I recommended you for the job. Good luck!
Eric "ShinCom CEO" Mun:
Excuse me, as the CEO of Shinhwa Company, I insist on good credentials to be able to gain employment in our prestigious firm. Not everybody can get in. Our staff is composed of an elite team of professionals who have years of experience in babysitting and special education. So I want to emphasize that you shouldn't believe in any guaran
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