Endless Bickering
Secret Pleasure“Cease fire?” TOP peeked at Jiyong’s open door, checking on the situation
“I think so?” Seungri followed and motioned TOP to go inside
“Mwo?! You go first! You’re the maknae”
“No! You’re the one who needs to go first HYUNG”
“Yah! It’s like going to a battle field without weapon!”
“Aigoo. Everything’s settled I guess. See? They’re not s-“
“YOU ! YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!! YOU SPEAK LIKE AN AHJUMMA!!” they flinched as Dara’s loud voice was heard
“YOU’RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO SHUT UP! ASDFGHJKLSFJAS FHF *!@#$#@#! “ Jiyong countered back
The two sighed audibly and decided to leave the two until they both calm down.
“Hyung, they already spent almost an hour just like that! We need to do something!”
“Ahra ahra. I have an idea.” TOP ushered him to come closer
“Here’s the plan, I’ll go call out Jiyong’s attention, then do your ninja moves and pull Sandara out. Ahra? You just need to ran fast right after my signal. When I count to three go, run and pull Sandara out of the Dragon’s dungeon ahrasseo?” Seungri nodded his head eagerly
“Here you go. 1, 2, 3 GO!” TOP pushed Seunghyun rather too forcefully, making the maknae stumble with face first on the floor.
He saw Seungri’s scared face as he fell on the floor face first in slow motion *facepalm* He his heels and hid near the door. Not less than 3 seconds and-
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” he flinched as he heard Jiyong’s loud scream and saw Seunghyun running like his was on fire while flailing his arms in the air crazily
“HYUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Seungri was panting hard as he sat at his swivel chair, his face reddened either because of Humiliation or because he come face to face with THE COLD HARD FLOOR.
He tapped maknae’s back pitifully while saying softly “Himnae Maknae-ah we’ll get through this”
SECOND ATTEMPT ON ENTERING THE DRAGON’S DUNGEON AND SAVING THE TIGRESS
TOP barge in the room coolly, face serious “Kwon Jiyong, you seriously need to-“
“GET OUT!!” right before TOP finishes his practiced speech, Furious Jiyong suddenly cut him out and worst? He’s kicking his out
“B-but but” his eyes became misty, and his lips quivered “Jiyongieee~”
“Crap!! You’re making me Puke ahjussi!!” The Tigress lash out on him just before he recover from Jiyong’s rude attitude
“I’ll handle this Maknae-ah, watch and learn” Seungri was admiring his TOP hyung’s back while the latter stride coolly while entering the door
Waaah! Daebak TOP hyung! You’re the best hyung in the who-
“MAKNAE-AAAAAH!” not less than 10 seconds and TOP came out of the Dragon’s Dungeon like his was on fire, his face crimson red, and his eyes misty
“HYUNG!!!” he met him halfway and hug him “What happened?!”
“Jiyong kicked me out!!! Uwaaaaa~”
SECOND ATTEMPT ON ENTERING THE DRAGON’S DUNGEON AND SAVING THE TIGRESS
Seunghyun and TOP counted to three and forcefully opened the Dragon’s door
“JIYONG HYUNG! QUICK! IT’S LUNCH TIME LET’S GO AND GRAB SO-“
BLAG!
TOP looked at Seungri with shock and pity. A flying folder just hit Seungri’s face, as in his WHOLE FACE
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Seungri picked the folder and put it in the table nicely before looking at the furious Dragon who is busy glaring at the Wild Tigress
“I ONLY ASKED YOU TO FREAKING ENCODE THIS ONE!!! WHAT.IS.YOUR.PROBLEM?!?!?!” it seems like they’re invisible in the eyes of these two Maniac who’s busy exchanging deadly glares at each other that they haven’t notice TOP and Seunghyun entered the room
“YOU ASKED ME?!?!?! YOU SAID IT IN THE MOST IRRITATING WAY!! WHY WOULD I OBEY YOU?!”
“I’M YOUR BOSS! DAMMIT!”
“AND I’M YOUR SECRETARY !”
“YAH! QUIT ING AROUND!!”
“MWO?!?!?!?! AFTER ALL THAT YOU SAID TO ME I’M THE ONE WHO’S ING YOU SON OF A-“
TOP was looking back and forth at the two while they were exchanging their fire balls at each other when
BLAG!
The Pen Holder hit TOP’s head HARD. He heard Seungri gasp just before everything went dark.
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TOP woke up in Jiyong’s office, he blink twice and slowly sat up. He saw Sandara sitting in front of him with the guilty look, Jiyong at the glass window his back facing them and Seungri who’s seated at the floor and sobbing exaggeratedly
“Hyung! Thank Goodness you’re awake! How’s your head??”
“TOP-ssi, ehrm. I-I’m sorry, It was not my intention to hurt you. See I was about to-“
“It’s your fault. You can’t deny it. I can rewind the CCTV here and-“
“SHUT UP YOU !”
“MWO?! ARE YOU FORGETTING YOU’RE AT MY !@##!!#$#@$@$#”
Seungri and TOP exchange knowing glances “Go!” TOP said and Seunghyun dragged Sandara out of the Dungeon successfully while TOP blocked the Dragon’s way just as he’s about to ran after the Tigress
“YAH KWON JIYONG! STOP!” TOP lose his patience making Jiyong stop on his rant and walked to his seat tiredly
“Oh God. Not just an hour and it felt like a day had passed already
“You should calm down. For goodness sake! KWON JIYONG! FREAKING KWON JIYONG HAD A FIGHT WITH A LADY!”
“SHE’S NOT A LADY! SHE’S A WITCH!”
“YAH I HEARD THAT!!!!” Dara’s voice was heard outside the office
“NOONA!”
“Looks like I’m not the only one who’s on the verge of insanity” TOP shook his head and looked at Jiyong with an amused face
“What?!”
“Looks like you’ve found your other half” TOP chuckled while walking out of the office
“YAH HYUNG!!!” just before he pull the door close, the same pen holder hit his head AGAIN, but thankfully he didn’t passed out
AGAIN.
“YOU.AND.DARA.WILL.BE.THE.DEATH.OF.US!” he gave jiyong one last murderous glare and walked out of the office, shutting the door loudly.
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Dara barge in her father’s office without knocking
“Where’s your attitude woman!”
“I’M RESIGNING TO THAT COMPANY! THAT COMPANY !”
“NO.”
“YES.”
“No. and that’s final! Go back to that Company and work if you don’t want your Mother to worry after you. Grow up!”
“If it’s not for mom? I would gladly volunteer for you to disown me.” She said and walked out of his father’s office
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“MWO?! WHY CAN’T I FIRE HER?!”
“she’s the best candidate hyung, I mean, she can handle your mood well, to the point that she’s blocking every fire ball you’re throwing at her”
“By means of throwing back the same fireball I threw!”
“Hyung, I’m sorry but she’s the best one we got” Seungri said and walked out of the Dragon’s Dungeon, smiling triumphantly. When he closed the door TOP appeared behind him and they high-five evilly.
“TO THE DRAGON’S SUFFERING! FINALLY! OUR SAVIOR HAS COME!”
“HOORAH! A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!”
“Taeyang Hyung and Daesung Hyung will jump in glee if they heard this freaking news. I can already see it
DRAGON GOT NAILED BY A TIGRESS. AND FOREVAAAAH
“Oh good! I ship them!!” The two laughed out loud evilly
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“Tantananan! KING GRUMPY HAS ARRIVED!” Seungri shouted when Jiyong arrived at the Bar they’re currently hanging out
“Shut up!” Jiyong slumped at the seat near Daesung
“What an unusual mood we have there” Daesung teased
“Don’t start Dae. I’m freaking exhausted”
“Where’s Youngbae?” Jiyong looked around but failed to saw a spartan’s head guy
“At the dance floor, where else?” Daesung shrugged
“So many hot chikas!” Seungri looked around drooling
“Oh God, quit that look! You look scary!” Daesung said while looking at Seungri with horrified face
“Oh! YB!” Jiyong stood up and brotherly hugged Youngbae
“Jiyong! What’s with the face man! You looked exhausted!”
“I AM.”
“I also heard the awesome news” YB looked at Jiyong with teasing look and wiggled his eyebrows
Jiyong glared at Seungri and TOP who was looking around innocently, obviously avoiding Jiyong’s I’ll-kill-you-later look.
“I’ll go back to the dance floor” Youngbae said and walked merrily back at the middle of the crazy dancing crowd
“OH WOW” TOP’s eyes widen while looking at the dance floor, he looked at Seungri, ushering him to see what he’s seeing
“HOLY MOTHER OF DRAGON’S DUNGEON!!!” Seungri’s eyes zoomed in at one particular babe who’s busy y dancing with Youngbae
That caught Jiyong’s attention, so he stood up and walked near Seungri and TOP who’s still looking at the dance floor. Daesung followed and heard him whistling while saying “YB got the jackpot baby!”
“what the hell are you loo-“ Jiyong’s eyes was about to come out of its socket when his eyes caught sight of his friend Youngbae and HOLY MOTHER OF –
“IT’S THE TIGRESS!!!” just before he finishes his litany, Seungri and TOP shouted in unison the name of the most irritating specie he ever encountered in his entire life.
CRAP! And just like Jiyong’s feet has its own brain, he found himself walking towards the Dance floor
“DRAGON IS COMING! QUICK! MAKE YOUR SAFE SPARTAN YOUNGBAE!!”
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A/N
uwaaah! I'm laughing crazily while writing this. hahahaha! I seriously love Tabi and Seungri! hahahahahha!
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