What if block b participate in idol sports athletics?

Ask Block B

Hi bbc,,,its been a long time that we met right? well heres my greetings to you all....

 

Q "What if block b participate in idol sports athletics?"

 

 

P.O would participate in high jump

we all know p.o cant jump so he trained so hard to prove that he could jump too

so now it was his time to jump,

he did take a good start,

hes preaparing to jump

he jumps pretty higH AAAAND---

no, he failed.

the pole fell as it touched pyos whale...

 

Bbomb would participate in fast-walk

he did well as he ran in a sassy y way,

his hips wont lie and zico and ukwon will droll watching bbombs y time.

 

Ukwon would participate in ...

ukwon is too shy to partcipate, he would only participate in giving lunchboxes to everyone.

nah, kidding

he would participate in futsall,

he cant do soccer so he just runs arround just making sure he got sweaaty and wet,

and as he got wet he would make sure to smile in the sweetest fcking way and smirk to the fans

he gets sure to kill bbcs ovaries and would laugh in a nasal way as he accomplishe his mission.

 

Jaehyo would participate in long jump

he would ace it, we know hes good at long jump

but because he cant keep his derp mouth closed

all the dirt went inside his mouth and nose.

 

Zico would participate in running

he would run like a crazy man, laughing with his big voice as he runs like a mad person

as it was nearing the finish line, he was in line with hoya, but then he stumbles right on the finish line.

the gudges have to rewatch the video to check whose the one who pass the finish line first,

and after checking, they anounced the winner as Zico, he wins in a slight way by his nose.

*beside that zico too will participate in high jump, but just like p.o, zico would fail because his nose would hit the pole and he lands right on his face.

 

Kyung would participate in archery

he personally ask his ceo to make him take the archery, because archery makes peope look handsome.

he would use his big eyes to aim the the target, if the target were a person, it would piss on his pants cause kyungs gaze was so terrifying (and can I say, derp) and oh so sharp it could kill fans heart.

and we know kyung is too lazy to train, so when its his time, he shoots everywhere except the bulls eyes.

the bow hits bbcs baloon, the mcs wig, the camera, , a passing by dove, and zicos .

 

Taeil would participate in swimming,

he would wear that latex brief thingy, sticking out in an oh so cute-healthy way

he would finaly introduce his buff body to the world, his chest, back, and arms were filled with dragon tattoos, dice on a spiderweb and other not-cute-at-all tattoos

when he swims he didnt even have to stick out his head to take breaths, why? bcoz he is a talented singer with great lung capacity, he would swim underwater like a submarine and win right away.

 

well thats the first chap, hope you like it

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kojikondo2 #1
Chapter 2: what if block b were in high school?
bomtori
#2
Chapter 1: lmao.. pyoji !!!
"the pole fell as it touched pyos whale.."
i just fainted.. lolll (///∇///)
rawrimaninja
#3
Hurrhurr, suggestion time ~
Block B on Running Man.
What if Block B were anime characters? :3
MyBlackSmile861015 #4
Chapter 2: What about block b in hello baby? :D
chocolakay #5
Chapter 2: lol you love taepyo...

i think kyung will be like jokwon in wgm..
ilahbyouh15
#6
Chapter 1: Block B in Strong Hearts with other Idols.


First chap was funny, by the way^^
niki_chan
#7
Chapter 1: OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT ZICO'S!!

---> What if block b were superheroes?
eleonora
#8
LOL, first chap are hillarious xD
what if block b is my butler? :p
chocolakay #9
Chapter 1: mwahahaha... I'm so lol-ing now.

what if block b on running man?
Kwon_Ara #10
Chapter 1: What if block b participates in "we got married" or "hello baby"