This is one of those stories where I look back and think to myself, "What did I just write?" I have to get it out of my head and publish quickly or I'll analyze it too much and want to rewrite the whole thing. It definitely felt different from anything I've written and I'm still a bit dazed and confused really. But anywho, the prompt was an inside joke I shared with some Twitter friends. This short story is dedicated to Mail, Dev, Debby, Jin and other friends who enjoy my K-pop lyric jokes. The tag line is "Come with me. Yard sale. Love."