RULE VIII

Never visit Seoul in South Korea.

The rumors are, Chlamydiyeol orginates there, and sometimes lurks around the city streets.

If, however, you happen to find yourself in Seoul, South Korea, here are precautions you can take:

1. Go to Busan instead.

2. Fly to Europe.

3. Fly to America.

4. Get a boat to Japan.

5. Buy a face mask (with no blood type O, scent remember, scent)

6. Stay away from happy places.

7. Stay at home.

8. DON'T GO.