Chapter 4: who else plays elsword? ....no one? ......just me?.....okay.
DirectionsAt a cafe somewhere in Korea........
Onew: *patiently waiting for the rest of the guys to arrive*
*wooyoung and taecyeon enters*
Wooyoung: Onew!
Onew: Wooyoung!
Wooyoung: Hey man! How've you been?
Onew: I'm fine, I'm fine. We're gonna start on our new song "Lucifer" soon.
Wooyoung: Really? We've been practicing our new song, too. It's called "I'll Be Back".
Onew: Are you guys all going to be dressed up as Terminators?
Wooyoung: Are you all going to be dressed up as little devils with horns coming out of your heads and tails out of your ?
Onew: Touche.
Wooyoung: Haha, I'm just playing man. Ah, right. This is Taecyeon.
Onew: It's nice to meet you *90-degree bow, cuz onew is a classy motherer*
Taecyeon: Ah, neh. *bows*
Onew: *bow*
Taecyeon: *bow*
Onew: *bow*
Taecyeon: *bow*
Wooyoung: I think that's enough bowing for now.
Onew: Please, sit.
Wooyoung: So, did you invite anyone else or is it just us three for now?
Onew: Ah, I invited Doojoon from B2ST.
Wooyoung: Oh, I didn't know you were close with him.
Onew: We're not too close right at the moment, but I hope that changes after today.
Wooyoung: I see.
*enter doojoon*
Onew: Ah! Doojoon!
Doojoon: Onew!
*awkward fist bump hug thingy*
Wooyoung: It's nice to meet you, Doojoon-ssi.
Doojoon: Ah, please, just call me Doojoon.
Wooyoung: So, now that everyone's here, what now?
Onew: I honestly have no idea, I didn't think that far.
Taecyeon: Why don't we just go to the bar down the street?
Onew: I'm not much of a drinker, actually.
Wooyoung: Oh come on! One drink won't hurt!
Later......
Onew: I mean, it's not like I'm trying to have a one-night stand of anything! I mean, I LUB HER! WHY CAN'T SHE SEE THAT? I DUN WANNA BE JUST FRENS ALL MY LAIF!
Wooyoung: Someone's had one too many beers...
Onew: IM NOT DRUNK! IM FAAIIIN. IM HAVING A BLAST~! WHY CANT WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME?
Taecyeon: A) We're idols. B) You can't handle a drink. C) I don't think Jessica would like seeing a drunk Dubu.
Onew: SHADDUP TAEC! YOU PROBABLY HAV A BUNCH OF GIRLS' NUMBERRSS.
Taecyeon: I don't actually. I'm just like you. Love-sick over a girl I'm pretty sure just wants to stay friends.
Wooyoung: Whoa whoa whoa! When was this?
Doojoon: This is the first I've heard of it.
Taecyeon: Yup, I'm in love.
Wooyoung: With who? Is it someone we know?
Taecyeon: We've done a variety show with them before.
Onew: Is it from SNSD? *sobering down*
Taeceyeon: Yes, actually.
Wooyoung: Say whaaaa? How come you never told me?
Taecyeon: *scoff* Please...trust you with girl problems? That's like trusting Onew to walk carefully.
Onew: Hey!
Taecyeon: No offense.
Onew: Well, it's kind of too late for that.....
Wooyoung: Yah! What's that supposed to mean?
Taecyeon: You know exactly what I mean! You think I don't see you with your poster of Tiffany?
Wooyoung: SHHHHH! THAT'S TOP SECRET STUFF!
Doojoon: What's this about a poster of Tiffany?
Wooyoung: NOTHING! REALLY! *trying to cover Taec's mouth*
Taecyeon: *resisting* Y-yeah....He has a poster of *push* Tiffany in his closter that he takes out from time to time.*push*
Wooyoung: ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT ABORT MISSION! CLOSET IS UNDER LOCKDOWN!
Onew: Ohoho, you never told me about this.
Taecyeon: Of course he didn't. Who'd want to tell someone else "Hey, I have a poster of Tiffany of SNSD in my closet that I talk to every so often.
Wooyoung: My life is over.
Doojoon: I'm with ya, buddy.
Wooyoung: YOU MAKING A MOVE ON TIFFANY PUNK?
Doojoon: W-what? No! No!
Wooyoung: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? IS TIFFANY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE'S A FRICKING GODDESS YOU HEAR ME? A GODDESS!
Onew: Hey, calm down. People are staring.
Wooyoung: Oh, right, sorry.
Doojoon: What I was trying to say is that I know how you feel about girls. I have a poster too if I do say so myself.
Taecyeon: Oh really? Of who?
Doojoon: Onew should know her really well. They were very close during his trainee days after all.
Onew: You mean Hyoyeon?
Doojoon: Yup!
Wooyoung: Seriously!?
Doojoon: That's right. I'm madly in love with her!
Wooyoung: Slow down the love boat now!
Doojoon: Everytime I see her, my heart just starts beating really fast, and she makes me feel like I'm the only man in the world. Ahhh......
Onew: Riiiight, while Doojoon is in his own little world, why don't we get back to the topic. Who do you like Taec?
Taecyeon: Oh well, she's in SNSD, and she's really cheerful....
Wooyoung, Onew, Doojoon: Sunny.
Taecyeon: How the fu-
Onew: Cheerful.
Wooyoung: You kind of let yourself go with that.
Doojoon: It's like telling someone to find something that tastes like an apple.
Taecyeon: It's obviously an apple.
Onew, Wooyoung, Doojoon: Exactly.
Taecyeon: Oh.
Onew: When did you start liking her?
Taecyeon: Ever since we did Idol Army together. And we became a couple. Ahh.....
Wooyoung: Umm....it's getting late, we should get going now. Onew, can you get home by yourself?
Onew: Yeah I'm fine! *obviously not fine*
Taecyeon: Riiight, well, let's go Wooyoung.
Wooyoung: Alright, see ya Onew, Doojoon.
Doojoon: Bye! Onew, are you sure you can get home by yourself?
Onew: Of course! *wobble*
Doojoon: Here I'll walk you out.
Onew: Do you see that unicorn?
Doojoon: Sure I do, buddy, sure I do.
Onew: It's so majestic.....
Outside....
Doojoon: Okay I gotta go. See you later!
Onew: Bai Bai! *wobble*
*onew slowly walks down the street*
?: Oh my gosh, Onew?
Onew: Heyyyyy......
?: Are you drunk?
Onew: I don't know am I? What does that dragon say I'm drunk?
?: Yeah you're drunk.
Onew: I'm fineee........
?: Here I'll take you home.
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4TH CHAPTA~ YAYYYYYYYYYY :D its like 6 in the morning .__. why do i do these chapters so late? whatevsssssss. yeah. i had to try an update a chapter while my cousin is watching my every move. its scary......very scary....... anywayysssss. WHO IS "?" WE DONT KNOW well i know kekeke BUT YOU DONT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA expect fanservice .__.
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