Zero-World Problems

Description

 

Humans just never change. 

 

WARNING: There's crack so hard in here, you'll spoil you teeth trying to chew it. 

 


Written for: ` open the box - a writing contest (Round One)

For prompt one:

Odd Combination - Your main genre should be romance, then take another genre with it. Make sure that the second one isn't something commonly associated with romance (ex. horror, thriller). The characters are up to you. 

Genres in this fic: Romance, Sci-fi, Crack 

 

Foreword

 

 "In the year 30XX it was resoundingly decided that the coolest thing you could do would be to convert your human body and consciousness - your entire existence basically - into pure energy. It was called transcending, and not only was it cool, you wouldn't need to worry about food, water and that sort of , you wouldn't need to worry about exercising so that you needed to keep fit, you could travel wherever you wanted (and not just countries, we were talking galaxies here), and you could do anything just by thinking it. How cool was that?

 

And the best thing about it, was that it was environmentally friendly. No need for you to take up any of the Earth's precious resources to exist. So not only was it cool,  but you could feel good about yourself at the same time. "

 


 

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hyukko
#1
Chapter 1: This has to be one of the strangest stories I've ever read for them, and yet it's also one of the best strange stories(?) I've ever read for them xD It honestly reminds me of Rick and Morty for some reason. thank you for this! ♡
ismary666 #2
Chapter 1: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, is cute, jejejejjejee, and perfectly feasible, jajajaajjaja, that end was amazing and so romantic, I loved.
hyukish #3
wit i'm still in foreword chap, but i want to say this; actually i often talk about transcending phase with a couple of friends and a madam i know. it was a very interesting topic to discuss without any logic hahaha i'll go read now ^^
YongOppa
#4
Chapter 1: um... o____o
PetShawal #5
Chapter 1: I think I could pass as Kyungsoo's twin right now. I've got the key point down.
plainflair
#6
Chapter 1: A very new way of explaining.....? Okay that was fun and cute c;
/slaps both gays/ THEY ARE SO FLUFFY I AM GONNA DIE
sleepinghumanoid
#7
Chapter 1: This was really...weird. And different. I loved very second of it ~
hopelessly_hopeful
#8
Chapter 1: LOLOLOLOL I can't xD omg I can't xDDD