code red (evacuate)

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jongdae tries to be the helpful wingman between his best friend and "that hot one" but things don't go exactly as he planned. pick up lines might help??? maybe???

 

 

 

Foreword

note: i wrote this for a prompt over at exopromptmeme so yeah! everyone should ship chenhun n___n

 

poster credits to [x]

 

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314Bee #1
Chapter 1: I immediately googled the periodic symbol for tellurium because I wanted to get it and I get to the end and it’s lik there’s thirty seconds I’ll never get back.

Super cute tho omg :)
AwkwardKpopLover #2
Chapter 1: OHMYLOOOOOORRRDDDDIIIEEEEEEE!!! THIS IS WONDERFUL!! SIMPLY BRILLIANTLY DONE!!! (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)♥ ACK I KNEW THAT JONGIN WAS TALKING ABOUT ZITAO THE WHOLE TIMEE!! YEAHHH!! THAT WAS ADORABLE!! (๑>ᴗ<๑) AND EVERYONE GOT WITH WHO THEY WANTED!! AND LIKED!! OH EM GEE!! I LOVE THIS LIKE CRAZY!!! （‐＾▽＾‐)
thelonelywriter #3
E P I L O G U E, anyone?
I wouldn't mind reading ALL the periodic table's pickup lines (^///////^)
Please do, if you have the time! Again, thank you sooooo damn much for making this story!
thelonelywriter #4
Chapter 1: reading this is like reading one of the most awesome stories in livejournal. truth be told, writers in that site oftentimes underestimate the writers here in AFF. I don't get it. but this story is just ugh I hate you. Look what you've done to me. Damn it.

And yes. I love you for making this awesome story.
//nowi'mgoingtospazzendlessly// SHOT
Ilovekpop #5
Chapter 1: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Good job!
jonquil #6
Chapter 1: i'M SCREaMING??
this is the best thing ever holy
spicastellar #7
Chapter 1: I just found this and asdfghjkl!
너무 조아해!!
Jpatrenz #8
Chapter 1: Awesome!!!!!!!!
findmydream #9
Chapter 1: if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put awesome fanfic together!!! >.< this wass sooooo funny and cute. chen and his pick up lines!!! :"D the fic is really creative and smart. awesome fic!!! loved it!!!
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