Drabble of EXO neighbourhood

a/n : Hello , RadishRamyeon here! I make this drabble based on our crazy/ labile/ crack /delusional conversation with my friend, dragonxdeer , sometimes the idea came from her. I put disclaimer on here X)

it's free for reading or not, I warned  you first ,

1. if it's a crack story with some crack couples.

2. bad grammar (but i'll try for correction)

3.

4. rude comments = prohibited,  just enjoy... don't like, don't understand, don't read

5. author having fun with herself

The Exort is Acronym from EXO Real estaTe

Real estate is the modern term for land and anything that is permanently affixed to it. Fixtures include buildings, fences, and things attached to buildings, such as plumbing, heating, and light fixtures.

Exo Real Estate : A place where EXO with their family living at.

There's 5 main family in Exort :

1. The WU's Family

Kris (Wu Yifan) : Daddy (29) Boss Mafia (can't stop laugh)
Luhan (Wu Luhan): Mommy (23) Lawyer
Chanyeol (Wu Cànliè): 1st Child
D.O. /Kyungsoo (Wu Qing Zhu) : 2nd child
Sehun (Wu Shixun) : 3rd child
 

2. The ZHANG's Family

Lay (He used Zhang* Yixing) : Papa General Manager/Pianist (28)
Suho (Zhang Junmian): Mommy (22) No need go to work , he's crown princess from Choi's
Baekhyun (Zhang Bai Xian) child
 

3. The CHOI's Royal Family

Siwon (Choi Siwon) : grandpa/daddy (60?) King of Hyundai Market
Kyuhyun (with husband turned into Choi Kyuhyun) : grandma/mommy (56) The Chairman of Game Corporate
Minho (Choi Minho) daddy/child (33) Doctor
Suho (Choi Suho, with husband turned into Zhang Junmian) mommy/child (22) -

4. The CHOI 2's Family

Minho (Choi Minho) : daddy (33) Doctor
Taemin (with husband turned into Choi Taemin) : mama (30) Dancer, Singer
Kai (with daddy turned into Choi Jongin) : child
 

5. The KIM's Family

Chen (Kim Jongdae) (28) Vocal's Teacher
Xiumin (Kim Minseok) (25) Linguistic Teacher

Other cast

Huang Zitao 20 (The Exort Guardian) Security LOL
Not interested with marriage.

Kangta (100??) LOL Boyband's member LOLOL