Preview. 

"Uh-oh. This is bad news," Nana shook her head, staring at her brother with pity. 

"Obviously it's bad news- I'm telling you: my best friend of 10 years is gay for me," Sehun snapped, giving his sister his best 'duh' look. He swallowed and looked down at his lap, feeling his stomach twisting. It was sickening, just the thought of Sunwoo being gay for him was just sickening. Never once had the thought occured to him that he'd be the object of affection for his best friend. It was his best friend for crying outloud. His childhood playmate. 

"Well- he kissed you a lot back then, what do you-

"Those were innocent kisses!" Sehun yelled, roughly tearing his hands through his hair. He just simply didn't know what to do. Were those kisses really innocent? 

"But it wasn't just him, was it?" Nana asked quietly. Sehun froze. What? 

"What do you mean? The only one I've ever kissed was Sunwoo and that was what? Ten years ago?"

"No, I mean, last week. The gay love note? Remember that? From your anon-admirer who you still don't know the identity of?" Nana reminded her brother gravely. 

Sehun paled. I almost forgot about that. 

"What I'm trying to say is: you've got a disease"

"A disease?" Sehun's brows were raised, his tone skeptical. "Is it a disease you made up yourself?"

"A disease discovered by Dr. Oh Nana," Nana corrected, twining her fingers together as though nervous. It was her brother they were talking about after all.

"Ok, give it to me then," Sehun rolled his eyes, his voice wavering slightly. "What's your diagnosis, Dr. Oh Nana?" 

She in a hefty breath of fresh Munguhwa air that drifted from the open windows. 

"You're showing symptoms of IAM- Irresistible Attraction for Men"

Small twitters of the afternoon birds pecked at the silence. Irresisitible Attraction for Men. Irresisitible Attraction for Men. Irresisitible Attraction for Men. It was like the ghosts of all-things-quiet were chanting it mercilessly, making Sehun's head hurt. 

"You're joking. Me? Attracted to men?" he exploded, leaping to his feet with wide eyes. "I'm not attracted to guys! If anything- I want to get away from them!" 

"No, Irrisistible Attraction for Men- you're an attraction for men. They find you irresistible," Nana explained. "By the way: you can't run away from every guy you come across so you're going to have to do something about it"

"What can I do? What if every guy in school becomes gay for me?" he wailed in horror. He couldn't believe it. Just a few seconds ago he was skeptical of Nana's so-called disease, but the shock was getting to him. Digging into what remained of his sanity and pulling hard at the roots. He was starting to see how it was going to be. A terrible gay-clogged high school life. 

"I dunno," Nana shrugged, leaning back in the thick armchair which rested by the corner of Sehun's bedroom. She had let the idea sink in so to her, it wasn't so much of a big deal. Sure, it was her brother but ... he would learn to cope. Somehow. 

Sehun threw himself back onto his bed, trying to ignore his spinning head and churning stomach. His pair of rollerblades by the side of his door lay ready to be put on and laced up. Unfortunately, there would be no rollerblading today. He'd run into those guys and be absolutely, stomach-wrenching sick. 

His sunny afternoon was ruined.

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"Just hurry up and confess your feelings to me. If you really love me and I really love you, then the disease should slowly go away, right?" 

"I... I love you ... nothing's happening"

"Then we'll just have to work on your side. Because I'm 100% in love with you, disease or no disease" 

A/N:

Inspired by some manga whose title I've forgotten. Luhan being cooler than Sehun is the best. For me. Haha ^_^

And thanks to the beautiful bbuingpanda for my bg and poster <3 

-jounin out.