"Hey there Ace!" Kris greets his favourite white fluffy alpaca sitting on the chair while reading.

"Oh! Hey Kris!" Ace greets back. Happily reading his book.

"How are you doing today?"

"I'm about as good as an alpaca can be!" Ace exclaims joyously.

"Thats wonderful! Would you like to sing the alpaca song?" Kris ask as guitar appears right infront of them.

"Of course! That's my favourite song!" Ace then throws his book away.

"Ok here it goes!" Kris then began to play the familiar tune. "You're my little alpaca."

"With a great big bowww~" Ace then sings along.

"With a great big bow! On your little head, you're my little alpaca!"

"With a great big smile!"

"With a great big smile, on your alpaca face! As we sit by the table and dream of staaaaars and the futureeeee~. We will sing!" Kris continues.

"We will sing!" Ace follows.

"We will sing! This happy alpaca song~!" 

Kris then leans closer towards Ace and sings menacingly.

"I've been feeding you alpaca meats-"

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"W-what?" Ace face contorts in disgust and confusion.

"That sandwich I feed you every morning. It wasn't tofu meat. It was-" Kris leans more and whispers. "It was alpaca meaaaaaatttt~. You're a cannibal." 

Kris then leans back and smiles all innocently.

"Also, you're my little alpaca~" Kris sangs happily.

"With a cute button nose?" Little Ace fidgets uuncomfortably.

"With a cute button nose on your little head~!" Kris exclaims cheerfully. "You're my little alpaca!"

"I think I'm going to throw up..." Little ace sobs.

"With a great big belly~!" Kris leans in and smirks diabolically. "Full of alpaca meat.~"

"Ohhhh..." Little ace squirms.

Kris leans back and smiles genuinely at little ace. "As we sit by the tableee and dream of staaaaarrrrsssss and the futuuureee~! We will sing!"

"I don't wanna sing anymore!"

"We will sing!~ This happy alpaca songgggg~~" Kris then finishes.

Suddenly Yongguk appeard from behind Ace and says with his deep caveman voice:

"You're going to alpaca hell, cannibal."

"Nooooooooooooooo!!!" 

I I know.