The one with....
The one with....
One day, somewhere in Seoul, there was an hexagon shaped cafe near SM Entertainment building. The cafe was belonged to Do Kyungsoo; preferred to be called Mr Do D.O.
While waiting for his customer, Mr Do D.O was standing near the counter, while curling his mustache. His assistant, Kim Minseok or Xiumin, was on the door frame, looking at a picture that shows some steamed buns. ‘My ladies.. You're so beautiful’ he said in his head; grinning while caressing the picture with his right hand.
Suddenly, the door bell rang. Both of the man looked at the door and saw a not-so-old looking man, with long braided beard and two braided mustaches. He almost looked like ancient king of China with those beard and mustaches.
“One baozi juseyo.” the man, who named Kim Junmyeon or Suho said. “Coming~ ChuMin, one baozi please!!” Mr Do D.O replied happily.
After 10 minutes of waiting, Suho saw the assistant Xiumin walking to him with square and white paper bag with ' XOXO ' written on it. “Here you go, abeonim.” Xiumin said with a slight bow.
Suho looked at him and said, “Do I look that old? I'm just 22 years old, ya know.”
Xiumin looked at Suho blankly, “Stop lying old man. I knew you were trouble when you walked in; shame on you saying you're 22 years old while your facial said otherwise.”
“Why-- You!!!”, Suho raised his right hand; ready to hit Xiumin but was stopped when the bell rang again; signaling there were another customers coming. “Hey Baek, there's so many meat in this world, but what do you call it when the meat can do Karate? Lamb-CHOP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” The taller guys laughed at his own joke as he clapped his hands like a retarded seal while the blonde, with big nerd glasses kept on scribbling his notes madly.
‘... Things need,
1. Sugar (x)
2. Sweets (x)
3. Cute, fluffy stuffs (x)
5. You missed out number four (x)
6. Chemical X ( )
To create a superhero you need to complete all the ingredients above ... ’
“Hey Yeol, do you know where we can get Chemical X?” the guy named Baekhyun; who was a young scientiest asked his taller friend, Chanyeol. “Chemical X? What for? Are you going to create Powerpuff girls now? Isn't the flexible yellow dog in your house enough?” Chanyeol joked as they walked to their usual table, in the middle of the cafe.
While Mr Do D.O took their orders, the door was opened harshly.
“Ching chong ching chong ching chong” one of the guy with medium mustache and beard said. Mr Do D.O blinked his owl sized eyes while scratching the side of mustache (whut) in confusion.
“Lay, we are in Korea right now. Not China.” The other three guys said. Suddenly, the taller one with spiky hair turned to Mr Do D.O and said, “we are the China infamous underground gangsters, EXO-CIUG, we demand a tuna yoga-ball-sized pizza right now or you die.”
“I'm sorry, but this is a pastry. We don't have pizza in the menu.” Mr Do D.O replied softly, while whimpering as the guy behind the tall dude took put a stick that looked like a pool stick from his back. “PIZZA OR YU DIE!!!” the one with a baby-face-and-plenty-beard-&-mustache threatened. The guy who looked like a kungfu pro with the pool stick raised the stick while caressing his mustache with his left hand but before he successfully hit Mr Do D.O with his stick, the door opened again.
A guy who looked like Abraham Lincold entered with his top head and also a wooden stick that can prevented him from falling down (because he hurt his back from jamming to No No No while showering last night).
“Hello, my name is Kai Lincoln alias Kim Jongin and I shall cut you down with my silver axe for threatening my D— I mean Mr Do D.O”
The pool stick guy lowered the stick due to the fiery glare he received from Kai Lincoln. He was about to say something, but was interrupted when a short guy with high cheekbones entered along with a pokerfaced guy.
“Ayo wassup”, Chen; the high cheekbones man greeted everyone in the cafe loudly. The pokerfaced guy named Sehun, cringed at his high pitched voice, but he kept quite, not wanting to waste his energy to speak nonsense because he knew, this fellas of his wouldn't be listening to him.
“Sehun-ah, I need to go to the toilet. You go find a sit first.” Chen said to Sehun; only to receive a nod from Sehun.
While in the toilet, Chen took out a tissue roll from his -pocket, and then he wet the tissue roll. Next he squeezed the tissue roll until the water stop dripping from the tissue.
After finishing, he went out from the toilet, only found that Sehun standing while blankly at the table as if he was thinking (when actually he only have a ' . ' in his head)
Chen walked quickly before Sehun sat on the chair; then he put the wet tissue roll right in the middle. When Sehun's was about to landed, Chen suddenly screamed, “OH MY GOD. DID YOU JUST POOPED!?”
At that moment, all of the arguments were I N V A L I D and everyone's eyes landed at where Sehun was.
But then Sehun keep his pokerface and said,
‘What? ಠ_ಠ’
- The end -
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